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SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK NBA 23-24: SLENDERMEN ROY BATTLE

adchester

A-1 From Day 1
Wolves beating THE HARDEST WORKING BEST CONDITIONED NASTIEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE with the HEAT CULTURE court and jerseys last night was almost too much for me.

STOP THE COUNT

 

adchester

A-1 From Day 1
Classic DLO game tonight for the LLLLLAKERZ, be a complete BUM and go scoreless through 3 quarters only to get red hot in the 4th and lead them to a 7 point defeat
 

Dr. Shats Basoon

Closed mouths don't get fed
I knew Poop Henderson was having a bad season but I guess I didn't realize it was "worst shooter in the league" bad. Also, Embiid haters are in shambles

NP Player
196.36 Joel Embiid
182.40 Giannis Antetokounmpo
164.92 Stephen Curry
156.32 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
153.84 Luka Doncic

-14.16 Xavier Tillman Sr.
-16.84 Isaiah Livers
-17.28 Théo Maledon
-17.88 Jalen McDaniels
-20.28 Scoot Henderson


2NP Player
133 Giannis Antetokounmpo
80 Jakob Poeltl
79 Nikola Jokic
69 Joel Embiid
68 LeBron James

-23 Shaedon Sharpe
-24 Alec Burks
-24 Jeremy Sochan
-25 DeMar DeRozan
-30 Fred VanVleet


3NP Player
72 Stephen Curry
66 Jalen Brunson
60 Coby White
59 Duncan Robinson
56 Malik Beasley

-19 Franz Wagner
-19 Victor Wembanyama
-20 Scoot Henderson
-22 Pascal Siakam
-29 Ausar Thompson


FGNP Player
118 Giannis Antetokounmpo
94 LeBron James
87 Stephen Curry
84 Tyrese Haliburton
83 Kawhi Leonard

-23 Jalen Green
-23 Théo Maledon
-24 Jeremy Sochan
-25 Keyonte George
-27 Jordan Clarkson
-33 Scoot Henderson


FTNP Player
127.36 Joel Embiid
100.04 Damian Lillard
93.32 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
88.92 Trae Young
83.40 Jimmy Butler

-1.20 Greg Brown III
-1.40 Kenrich Williams
-2.00 Tristan Thompson
-2.64 DeAndre Jordan
-2.72 Mitchell Robinson
 

goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
Never said Embiid was a bad player or not extremely talented. His play style is extremely annoying and straight up boring to watch. Foul scamming bum.
Only eight foul shots tonight for Embiid as he messed around and almost got a triple double 31-10-9
 

OU11

Pleighboi
Utopia Moderator
He is, but I'd say he's more a bitcher than a Harden type. He's also one of the most fun players to watch regardless. He's a slow tubby boy who can get anywhere he wants.
 

adchester

A-1 From Day 1
He doesn't foul bait that much but he bitches about calls a lot. Infinitely more entertaining to watch than Embiid
 

adchester

A-1 From Day 1
THUDNER legit. Best team I've watched this year. Helps they can't miss a shot tonight tho tbf. Also KAT has been playing amazing this year but tonight has gone back to his wildly plow to the basket and flail style of last year for some reason. At least he's trying to pass now instead of throwing up a ridiculous layup.
 

adchester

A-1 From Day 1
PISTONS COUNTRY LETS RIDE

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