the NHL Thread

[silverwheels]

They might have to, just to be sure.

Rule #2: Double-tap.

 

[Gooksta]

Don't worry, @Rutgers Mike @Irishman and @Gooksta, the Flyers cap situation is worse than Washington's.

If simmonds gets traded..

 

[kella]

Fleury with the goalie highlight 8 minutes in. Not good.

 

[kella]

Kuzy leaving it for alzner to shoot, why the fuck

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

The fucking Pens have two shots on goal?!?!?

 

[sayo]

That's a goal 3 in gives up every night.

 

[kella]

Some real keystone cops shit going on in the pens own zone

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

MAF should be hanged from the Warhol after the game. Bums, g-d damn bums.

 

[Irishman]

That second goal LAWD.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

why is Mike Milbury allowed to do hockey analysis?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Do you want Mike Millbury smoking dicks in Thunder Bay for Tim Horton's money?

 

[Irishman]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Do you want Mike Millbury smoking dicks in Thunder Bay for Tim Horton's money?

Sure, why not.

 

[goblue96]

Milbury has definitely sucked dick for coke.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Dear Super Mario,
Plz send MAF to Las Vegas after the Caps win in DC.

Signed,
MAF

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Dear Super Mario,
Plz send MAF to Las Vegas after the Caps win in DC.

Signed,
MAF

You know, I'll laugh more when Vegas passes on MAF.

 

[MrShotgun]

Jesus that was a nasty shot

 

[Rutgers Mike]

You know, I'll laugh more when Vegas passes on MAF.

And FWIW, Pittsburgh has to protect MAF in the expansion draft since he has a No Movement Clause. GJGE

 

[Simo77]

Why are they leaving him in? Game is over. All they're doing is destroying his fragile confidence.

 

[goblue96]

You know, I'll laugh more when Vegas passes on MAF.

Oh, you know the Golden Knights are taking Neuvirth.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Why are they leaving him in? Game is over. All they're doing is destroying his fragile confidence.

Why risk getting the backup hurt.

 

[goblue96]

Why are they leaving him in? Game is over. All they're doing is destroying his fragile confidence.

 

[Simo77]

Nate Schmidt gonna be chipper af at Harris Teeter tomorrow @kella

 

[Karl Hungus]

I wonder if those two quickies at the end were enough to remind Holtby that it's the playoffs.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Oh, you know the Golden Knights are taking Neuvirth.

one can only hope.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

one can only hope.

It being GMGM I'm sure he'll take Neivirth and the ghost of Alexander Semin.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Go Sens go.

I hope that's not the reverse jinx.

 

[Irishman]

Go Sens go.

I hope that's not the reverse jinx.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Karl Hungus]

C'mon Rangers... I want game 7's all around!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

GJ Sens

 

[Southpaw]

2 game 7s tonight, son!

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I hope Tom Wilson gets his brains based in in the parking lot.

 

[kella]

Fleury in god mode. Of course. And the Wizards are getting cornholed.

 

[kella]

These conversations Jones says Ovi is having with hisself is just him yelling FUCK into the air

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Fleury in god mode. Of course. And the Wizards are getting cornholed.

And the Nats are getting pounded like a $2 whore.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

oh fuck off

 

[silverwheels]

Verizon Center is a mausoleum. Figured Caps fans would be used to this kind of pants-shitting by now.

 

[goblue96]

Caps en route to pulling off their greatest troll job in franchise history.

 

[kella]

Ovechkin only wants to skate and shoot, not do anything else. Really showed there. I hope Leonsis instructs MacLellan to put him on the block. Get a strapping young Western Canadian boy in there and slap the C on him (uh, just re-sign Alzner).

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Ovechkin only wants to skate and shoot, not do anything else. Really showed there. I hope Leonsis instructs MacLellan to put him on the block. Get a strapping young Western Canadian boy in there and slap the C on him (uh, just re-sign Alzner).

Good luck on that. The fans won't show up to see an Ovi less Caps team.

 

[DeadMan]

Caps have had the puck in the Penguin's end all period but the Penguins had have the better chances. I know it's not a bad play to put it on net with a screen in front, but maybe try something else once in a while?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

 

[kella]

Caps have had the puck in the Penguin's end all period but the Penguins had have the better chances. I know it's not a bad play to put it on net with a screen in front, but maybe try something else once in a while?

You appear to be directly addressing Niskanen, who does nothing but shoot it from the blue line while skating backward (while 6 people stand in between him and the goal)

 

[silverwheels]

God the Caps suck.

 

[kella]

God the Caps suck.

 

[kella]

Does Johansson have a fucking hole in his stick blade? Jesus christ

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Nick Bonino back on da ice babby.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Does Johansson have a fucking hole in his stick blade? Jesus christ

He's going to look great in them Vegas colors.

 

[sayo]

Lol how many times are the caps going to put the puck right into the opponent's skates?

 

[kella]

Is there a limit on how many of these fuckers we can give back to GMGM?