Utopia Turkeys Boot Room (ps4) RIP pro clubs

[DanishDonut0]

such temptation

 

[jdlikewhoa]

The guys over in the FIFA section at OS sound like you guys when youre giving your reviews of NCAA and Madden. That said... can't wait

 

[kella]

Fifa is a hundred times closer to getting it right than Madden is, lol. Those guys are plebs

 

[Yankee151]

Danish pls, you are like 25 times better than the rest of us combined, we'd beat so many poorzillians with you

 

[worst2first]

The 23rd needs to hurry up and get here. I'm not sure I'll be good enough for you guys but I'm going to give it a go. I had fun a few years back when I played hockey with some of you guys even though I was plagued with mic problems.

 

[Yankee151]

You'll do fine I bet, plus you had a lot of practice with your career mode. We really don't care about performance, it's more about pavel getting high as shit and OU crossing it into the stands. I'm the only one that people rag on anyways, I'm the insult magnet so we can play well.

 

[Travis7401]

I think the best part is Yankee's nervous tic that makes him laugh when he fucks up or is being berated. It is like he's chumming the waters for angry Kellas.

 

[kella]

This recent talk makes me think this A/B team is actually a fantastic idea

 

[Yankee151]

Lately I've just been using my Napoleonic (or rather Napoleon Dynamonic) "OH MY GOD" when exasperated.

 

[Milo]

Worst is a new student at a middle school before the first dance. Insider info- 95% of us can't dance.

 

[ZackMills]

@Reel and I will be holding down the fort on PC. What are we naming our team?

 

[kella]

The Lonely Holdouts

maybe JD had a point

 

[worst2first]

I seem to recall @Kella being disappointed with my performance in hockey but I only played a few times.

 

[kella]

Everyone was terrible in hockey except Keith's Jamaica colored pads

 

[Travis7401]

Kella's a dick, but he's our only good "any," so he's our dick.

 

[Milo]

That's because he's the 5%.

Then you have the rest of us like me that can shuffle my feet back and forth and nothing else. And Yankee who can name every popular move but when he performs them he just ends up looking like he's receiving intense electrotherapy.

 

[kella]

I'm only a dick if sucking is being nice.

 

[TrojanMan]

I think the best part is Yankee's nervous tic that makes him laugh when he fucks up or is being berated. It is like he's chumming the waters for angry Kellas.

CoD Yankee needs to morph into FIFA Yankee. Every time something doesn't go his way, he goes full Napoleon Dynamite with his delivery and either drops a drawn out "fuuuuuck!" or a "god fucking dammit." I lose my shit every time and die like 4 consecutive times while I'm cracking up.

 

[kella]

He's also a lot better at FPS in general, in my experience. He has to revive me 20 times a night in Destiny

 

[Yankee151]

I was born in the wrong time period I guess. I'm a FPS raised trog that yearns to be good at FIFA

 

[Orlando]

When you get fat and slow like Kella you will be good at FIFA. The rest of is are stuck in limbo.

 

[TrojanMan]

I was born in the wrong time period I guess. I'm a FPS raised trog that yearns to be good at FIFA

You're young. Back in the day, I too was good at FPS. CoD World at War....I was awesome. Now I'm slow, and dead.

But dat FIFA.... Games where I can out-think the opponent (read: Dew puber) are where I excel now.

 

[TrojanMan]

I think I'm gonna make a bald ("if it's in the game") CDM this year. You'll bitch at the offensive players too much. But I'll be a Chelsea version of Cesc. Let Milo or Noles blow up the opposition, pass it to me, and I'll fire a picture perfect long ball up to OU and NML so they can fuck up the finish.

 

[NML]

I'm gonna grab 14 tomorrow if anyone wants to run some. The only fifa I've played in 2014 is 13 offline, so I'll probably be worthless.

I'll probably make a mong striker who gets the ball and turns into the defense 80% of the time.

In 13 that move was so much more effective. Herc use to pwn everytime he got the ball at the top of the 18.

 

[NML]

I think TMang is misremembering basically all of that, besides noles winning the ball.

 

[Yankee151]

Noles easily averaged 9 tackles, 10 interceptions, 10 long passes, and 1.4 yellows per game.

 

[TrojanMan]

I think TMang is misremembering basically all of that, besides noles winning the ball.

Preposterous.

 

[kella]

Everyone wants to be a humble CDM before they log in and decide they are the solution to our scoring troubles (which is everyone who isn't Milo unless Milo has had whiskey) in which they then change to a striker or CAM. CAM is probably the most popular, had it queued up, lag, etc.

 

[TrojanMan]

Everyone wants to be a humble CDM before they log in and decide they are the solution to our scoring troubles (which is everyone who isn't Milo unless Milo has had whiskey).

That's why CAM is glorious. Even if you make a marginal pass (at best), you can scream at the strikers for not finishing it.

 

[worst2first]

I think I'm gonna make a bald ("if it's in the game") CDM this year. You'll bitch at the offensive players too much. But I'll be a Chelsea version of Cesc. Let Milo or Noles blow up the opposition, pass it to me, and I'll fire a picture perfect long ball up to OU and NML so they can fuck up the finish.

I like playing a midfielder. I just wish there was a dirty moves button so I could kick out against an opponent when the ref's not looking like Senderos did to Balotelli.

 

[Orlando]

I'm gonna grab 14 tomorrow if anyone wants to run some. The only fifa I've played in 2014 is 13 offline, so I'll probably be worthless.

I'll probably make a mong striker who gets the ball and turns into the defense 80% of the time.

In 13 that move was so much more effective. Herc use to pwn everytime he got the ball at the top of the 18.

Why would you buy 14?

 

[Orlando]

Everyone wants to be a humble CDM before they log in and decide they are the solution to our scoring troubles (which is everyone who isn't Milo unless Milo has had whiskey) in which they then change to a striker or CAM. CAM is probably the most popular, had it queued up, lag, etc.

I never want to be CDM. I want to get right to queuing.

 

[Yankee151]

Everyone wants to be a humble CDM before they log in and decide they are the solution to our scoring troubles (which is everyone who isn't Milo unless Milo has had whiskey) in which they then change to a striker or CAM. CAM is probably the most popular, had it queued up, lag, etc.

I cut out the middleman and play with a ST at CDM and try to be Pogba with runs from deep.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Am excite for alcohol and pro clerbs

 

[kella]

Stop it

 

[TrojanMan]

Am excite for alcohol and pro clerbs

You and kella can play split screen from his apartment.

Mrs. kella can make you guys cancer chicken nuggets.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Wet dream come true

 

[OU11]

Shiiiiiit, am RM just ballin out. Tryna see what cutie in row z wants a souvenir

 

[NML]

Why would you buy 14?

Used, can take it back in 7 days.

Never played last of us, which is apparently really good, so maybe I'll do that instead.

Think I'm too far behind the destiny guys.

 

[GatorTD]

I remember how ridiculously boring CDM was after about 3 games when you are a combined 0-0 passing.

 

[Yankee151]

They all have other character slots that arent high level

 

[NML]

Posted in the destiny thread, let's take talks there.

 

[Orlando]

Yankee and I have fifa. Last of Us is fun. I am not that far in Destiny.

 

[NML]

Getting destiny. Should be up and running in like 45

 

[TrojanMan]

I remember how ridiculously boring CDM was after about 3 games when you are a combined 0-0 passing.

Fuck that. I'll be 0 for 9 by halftime.

 

[Simo77]

Might have to jump in here since I am denied hockey this year.

But am turrbile last I played soccer vidja

 

[kella]

Sounds like you'll fit right in

 

[DanishDonut0]

You guys better record some videos so I can live vicariously through the turkeys. The guys I've played with the past few years all made the jump to Xbox one so I may not play much clubs this year. Only positive is that I only have to pay $25 for FIFA

 

[pavel]

TurKeys are go. Open to friends. Our unis are dope

 

[Milo]

Guessing it's just open to the club creator's friends?

Send me a friend invite when you can, pavel: MiloBloom87