Week 1 Thread Presented by Taco Tuesday.

[Brick]

7 tds already for Jackson, lol

 

[Rutgers Mike]

fuck, i wish I still had channels like ESPNU and the SEC Network and CBS Sports.

 

[Brick]

well now up to 8 tds. Heisman hype engage. wonder how long twitter pron motorcycle corch will keep him in.

 

[mcnoles]

LOL Dobbs.

 

[Wuf]

Fully erect now

 

[NavyHog]

Tennessee OL is a hot mess. Appy State has been in the backfield all night.

 

[Skeeter]

Tennessee is the best. Love me some fans

 

[Lightningwar]

Cream of the SEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCC East

 

[coogrfan]

While flipping around I came across Rice-Western Kentucky, where I discovered that the hated Tony Levine is WKU's special teams coach.

 

[fonzilla]

Not so fast. With a 5-head like this Dobbs is surely thinking of a master plan.

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That dude looks like Sloth from The Goonies... Or whatever the fuck that Rocky Road eatinh motherfuckers name is

Get in Where You Fit In

 

[Wuf]

Muschamp has already poisoned that offense. GJGE Gamecocks

 

[fonzilla]

Not so fast. With a 5-head like this Dobbs is surely thinking of a master plan.

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Get in Where You Fit In

 

[bruin228]

3rd and 17 and another shovel pass @Brick

 

[Simo77]

Muschamp has already poisoned that offense. GJGE Gamecocks

They we're terrible before he got there. He just ensures they stay that way.

 

[silverwheels]

more like bitch jones amirite?

 

[Brick]

minny qb looking like shit. well on his way to #1 pick status. impress by his height.

 

[silverwheels]

laura rutledge on da SEC network, tho

 

[bruin228]

Switching out QBs on every series is the #1 sign of a prolific offense. This Vandy-SCar game is the Defensive HCs Who Know Fuckshit About Offense Bowl.

 

[silverwheels]

JTFC Tennessee sucks.

 

[coogrfan]

Vols.

 

[bruin228]

 

[DeadMan]

Mike DeBord special!!!!

 

[bruin]

laura rutledge on da SEC network, tho

gimme the lazy eyed kaylee hartung and that delicious brown stinker

 

[Wuf]

Fucking boned up over this methodical offense

 

[silverwheels]

gimme the lazy eyed kaylee hartung and that delicious brown stinker

sure, her too

 

[bruin]

Seth Collins must really can't throw if he can't beat out this Utah State transfer

 

[silverwheels]

 

[coogrfan]

That was probably Levine's fault.

 

[bruin228]

 

[fsuprime]

@JasonKirkSBN: If I'm Tennessee I'm eying that offensive coordinator at Alabama, he's done some good things in Nick Saban's system

 

[adchester]

Minnesota offense sucks so hard lol. Defense looks decent at least. Looks like a repeat of last year.

 

[coogrfan]

ESSS-EEEEE-CEEEE!!!

ESSS-EEEEE-CEEEE!!!

ESSS-EEEEE-CEEEE!!!

 

[Lightningwar]

ESSS-EEEEE-CEEEE!!!

ESSS-EEEEE-CEEEE!!!

ESSS-EEEEE-CEEEE!!!

Just proves how good the defense is in the SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

 

[mcnoles]

 

[bruin228]

Shocking. Fuck you, Diaco.

 

[coogrfan]

 

[DeadMan]

This Tennessee offense makes me so sad in pants. Do something other than run inside zone for fucks sake.

 

[Wuf]

Fucking cramps. Mild mountain weather screwing us

 

[mcnoles]

 

[coogrfan]

Way to force that screen, Vols.

 

[Wuf]

I can fucking taste it. Get it done.

 

[coogrfan]

Is it me, or does App State seem...unimpressed?

 

[JAR201166]

@Southpaw where you at

 

[adchester]

Tai'yon Devers statline so far: 2 tackles, 2 sacks, 2 FF.

 

[bruin]

these fucking Beaver QB's @gobeavs

 

[Wuf]

Fuck, penalties might bite us in the ass

 

[Lightningwar]

App State, that is how you lose games.

 

[goblue96]

This Tennessee offense makes me so sad in pants. Do something other than run inside zone for fucks sake.

Mike DeBord, everybody!

 

[coogrfan]

Did I mention that, per the terms of Levine's buyout, we are paying him $200k to coach WKU's special teams? That's 4 times what they're paying him.

 

[Lightningwar]

Is this where we are going? Idiots singing while looking at their phones?