Week 13 Presented by FALK

[bruin228]

“One of the most least experienced teams in the country”

Die KLATT, die

 

[kella]

Michigan has a QB cloning device somewhere in the bowels of the Big House set to ELVIS GRBAC only each one they make is slightly worse than the last.

 

[DeadMan]

Honestly, not too upset about the game. Had two chances to have game winning drives with a QB that pulled against fucking Rutgers. Kept it close all game. I was prepared to lose 40-10 or something. It sucks that O'Korn is so terrible after playing for almost 2 full seasons at a D-1 level, but oh well.

 

[Karl Hungus]

BAKER missed two plays, lol.

 

[bruin228]

Danielson is such an incredible Bama homer

Auburn WR drops a wide open pass and Danielson jerks off some Bama defender for breaking up the pass

 

[Hooblaa]

Both of these teams would slaughter tOSU

 

[Southpaw]

Don't forget to flip over and check out 0-7 Tennessee vs 0-7 vandy starting on sec network. It's good footbaw. If you like okornhole, guarantano will really crank your shaft.

 

[silverwheels]

Kyler Murray gonna poop on the Big 12 next year.

 

[bruin228]

Is he a giant douche with an inferiority complex? Seems like that’s a requirement to be a good QB at OU

 

[coogrfan]

Tulane just got fucked out of bowl eligibility by a horrible call.

 

[silverwheels]

Is he a giant douche with an inferiority complex? Seems like that’s a requirement to be a good QB at OU

bakercrotchgrab.gif

 

[bruin]

Just put on Tennessee/Vandy after commercial break from Irown Bowl.

Jesus Christ that’s depressing.

*changes channel to KSU/Iowa State*

 

[Lightningwar]

Not sure I can stomach more bad football. I just watched the Turdbowl.

 

[Bmack]

O'korn's wikipedia is undergoing almost a minute by minute updating-cleansing the insults-updating with more instults cycle

"Awarded MVP by The Ohio State Buckeyes on November 25th, 2017 for his graciousness in helping them to defeat Michigan 31-20."

 

[Bmack]

O'korn's wikipedia is undergoing almost a minute by minute updating-cleansing the insults-updating with more instults cycle

"Awarded MVP by The Ohio State Buckeyes on November 25th, 2017 for his graciousness in helping them to defeat Michigan 31-20."

Early life[edit]

John O'Korn was born to Gary and Paula O'Korn in Huntingdon, Pennsylvania.[sup][4][/sup] Even at this point his parents knew he'd be the best OSU player to ever olay for Michigan. He attended Huntingdon Area High School, where he played quarterback, throwing for 1,018 yards and 10 TDs as a sophomore, starting 5 games. All practice for throwing countless inteceptions as Michigan QB As a youth, John was an outstanding baseball and basketball player as well as wrestler, placing in several national tournaments. When his family moved to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, O'Korn attended St. Thomas Aquinas High School. In his first season at St. Thomas Aquinas, he threw for 377 yards, seven touchdowns and three interceptions. The next season, he led the team to the 2012 FHSAA 7A state title with an average of 43 points per game. Throwing for 22 TDs with just 4 INTs and over 2,500 yards, he set a school record most passing yards and touchdown passes in a single season.

 

[bruin228]

It’s no Kneel McCoy, but pretty solid

 

[CJ_24]

Mr. Hurts really dropped the ball on that play.

 

[Bmack]

After being benched later in the season, he was reluctantly allowed to start the OSU game becuase Harbaugh couldn't find anyone playing catch at the tailgates. OKorn then played worse than my 90 year old grandma

 

[kella]

After further review, the baby boomer referees have upheld their own egos.

 

[Lightningwar]

That oKorn stuff is funny. But you know it is some white middle aged fat slob who never amounted to anything and cant handle losing so is trashing a college kid.

 

[bruin228]

GJGE Stidham

Game over

 

[Wooly]

In one hour. Hopefully Beth mowins is on the call. Perfect big ten early game snooze fest. Games like:

Purdue northwestern lol
Indiana Iowa lmao

Some sorry ass white bread type game where they running in foot tall grass to make them even slower.

I love it when you talk dirty. Tell me more about the fullbacks baby.

 

[CJ_24]

Mr. Hurts really dropped the ball on that play.

Mr. Stidham really dropped the ball on that play.

 

[bruin228]

Remember when ECU fired Ruffin McNeill because they thought they should be some G5 powerhouse?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

why me coach.jpg

 

[Soonerfan09]

Is he a giant douche with an inferiority complex? Seems like that’s a requirement to be a poster on nutopia

 

[mcnoles]

Agreed with that Auburn fan. That was awful.

 

[Wooly]

The Wisconsin game has been great. Lots of aggressive defense and hard hits. Minnesota is selling out to stop the run, playing angry and hitting hard, but the Wisconsin defense is just suffocating. Pressure on every pass, gang tackling on every run.

 

[CJ_24]

Minnesota's helmets are stupid. Nike and their cohorts ruined college sports with all their uniform shenanigans.

 

[adchester]

Minnesota has 3 yds passing and 10 yds rushing and it's halftime Offense is straight DIII level

 

[goblue96]

ROW THE BOAT!

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Minnesota has 3 yds passing and 10 yds rushing and it's halftime Offense is straight DIII level

The Gophers radio guys sound like they’d rather be be doing time in Lompoc as snitches than watching this game any more.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

OMG Rutgers threw a TD pass

 

[CJ_24]

The Gophers radio guys sound like they’d rather be be doing time in Lompoc as snitches than watching this game any more.

Don't you mean Oak Park Heights?

 

[CJ_24]

Corch Meyer blames Mr. Barrett's knee injury on a cameraman.

 

[Travis7401]

Baker redemption leader narrative so ham fisted lol

 

[bruin228]

What’s the @Wolfman21 meltdown going to look like when NC State loses to this horrible UNC team?

 

[Travis7401]

So proud of baker such a happy guy so fun

 

[Bmack]

So proud of baker such a happy guy so fun

my uncle just said "i think he's gay." so you are right. very happy.

 

[Wooly]

Minnesota's helmets are stupid. Nike and their cohorts ruined college sports with all their uniform shenanigans.

Yeah. Block M or spelled out Minnesota much better.

 

[bjc]

Baker and Rudolph gonna be so shitty in the NFL if they ever start.

 

[Karl Hungus]

So proud of baker such a happy guy so fun

He kind of is, though. Who has more fun?

 

[Bmack]

"They done put him in the NFL hall of fame and he ain't played a game."

 

[silverwheels]

Baker and Rudolph gonna be so shitty in the NFL if they ever start.

Because they're not prototypical NASHNUL QBs? Fuck that league, then.

 

[bjc]

Because they're not prototypical NASHNUL QBs? Fuck that league, then.

Because they play extremely well in the college game, but they both have serious flaws that were masked by their great talents (esp their receivers).

Mayfield gonna be shit in the NFL. I'd put money on that. *Neither* should be drafted in the first round. The NASHNUL thing is real, but Mayfield esp seems like a guy, to me, that feasts on subpar college DB play. I think Mayfield's size and footwork gonna kill him in the NFL. I think Rudolph struggles with reading coverages and makes stupid, killer plays in crucial moments.

 

[Southpaw]

Tom Rinaldi has been working on his dick grab redemption story all week. It will air on gameday next week.

 

[CJ_24]

Tom Rinaldi has been working on his dick grab redemption story all week. It will air on gameday next week.

Only if he re-enacts the gesture.

 

[CJ_24]

PJ Fleck is "self-described as a self-made coach"? My goodness, how presumptuous.

 

[Wolfman21]

What’s the @Wolfman21 meltdown going to look like when NC State loses to this horrible UNC team?

I dont even care anymore. This coaching staff is so horrible and these players are so dumb, i hope they lose so we can fire as many of these fucks as possible

 

[Karl Hungus]

Because they play extremely well in the college game, but they both have serious flaws that were masked by their great talents (esp their receivers).

Mayfield gonna be shit in the NFL. I'd put money on that. *Neither* should be drafted in the first round. The NASHNUL thing is real, but Mayfield esp seems like a guy, to me, that feasts on subpar college DB play. I think Mayfield's size and footwork gonna kill him in the NFL. I think Rudolph struggles with reading coverages and makes stupid, killer plays in crucial moments.

I could see BAKER having a Case Keenum-type career.