Week 13 Presented by FALK

[Wolfman21]

Fuck UNC

 

[mcnoles]

 

[bruin228]

Either @kella brings back JAR for a day or @Travis7401 should give us a FECESBOOK update

 

[Mr. Radpants]

No

 

[Karl Hungus]

Yes

 

[bruin228]

I just want to know if he’s posted on Facebook that he’s missing and his friends are concerned again

 

[silverwheels]

*an

 

[bruin]

Update is fine.

But let the joto reveal in his Harvey Updyke pj’s

 

[bruin228]

I don’t want JAR revealing anything in his PJs

 

[Travis7401]

Jar said tell utopia he dead

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Jar said tell utopia he dead

Tell JAR

 

[sayo]

Just let us have him for the rest of the night. I'll probably forget to take him off ignore tho.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Is Brady Quinn planning on heading down to Centerfolds after the game to make some extra money?

 

[bruin]

I don’t want JAR revealing anything in his PJs

Dammit. Meant REVEL.

That’s my cue to sign off for the night. Cheers.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Go Huskies, motherfuckers

 

[bruin228]

Go Huskies, motherfuckers

 

[Rutgers Mike]

I knew you would post that

 

[Rutgers Mike]

The Platypus trophy?

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Yankee151]

I love to reveal my platypus trophy

 

[Rutgers Mike]

who was the guy here who hates Tony Gibson?

 

[bruin228]

Probably @MtneerManiac

 

[Bmack]

who was the guy here who hates Tony Gibson?

It has to be @MtneerManiac. Possibly @NML . I'm indifferent.

 

[MtneerManiac]

Probably @MtneerManiac

It has to be @MtneerManiac. Possibly @NML . I'm indifferent.

I used to hate Gibby cuz he was an awful dback coach.

But I like Gibby now. I actually think he's a really good DC, we just don't have the talent to compete with Oklahoma

 

[NML]

I’ve only known he’s the defensive coordinator for about four posts

 

[Wuf]

It really doesn't need to be said but since I got to see it in the flesh...O'Korn sucks shit from the sewer. I said to my brother "it's a minor miracle that he hasn't committed a turnover today, literally right before that godawful pick. Ohio State winning the game solely off QB zone read plays, not exactly how I imagined it.

I yelled at Dave Wannstedt for a bit before I went into the stadium, something something moustache ride something. I was in the student section and marveling at the all the chicks in tight spandex, then realized they were probably born in 98 or 99 and I'm a fucking creep. Fashion really is cyclical because these spandex pants and thick headbands that they're rockin are straight out of a Olivia Newton-John video. Maybe I should get my JNCOs and Eddie Bauer out of the basement on the way to the 9MM ristorante

That stadium is great but I think I need to be hired as a consultant to handle "restroom efficiency optimization" because they structure these fuckin things like dickheads, none of these fucks have heard of a zipper merge @Travis7401. They routinely have 110,000 plus at games and basically have the infrastructure to deal with half of that. Tried to get a mini pizza at the half and the guy in front of me bought the last FIVE and they said it was the last 5 in the WHOLE STADIUM. Halftime just started. I about murdered that fucking hoarder, THE TITOS WASN'T GOING TO SOAK ITSELF YOU FUCKING PRICK

So yeah, it was a pretty good time.

 

[goblue96]

Is Brady Quinn planning on heading down to Centerfolds after the game to make some extra money?

You gotta stack of 5s burning a hole in your pocket or are you asking for a friend?

 

[goblue96]

It really doesn't need to be said but since I got to see it in the flesh...O'Korn sucks shit from the sewer. I said to my brother "it's a minor miracle that he hasn't committed a turnover today, literally right before that godawful pick. Ohio State winning the game solely off QB zone read plays, not exactly how I imagined it.

I yelled at Dave Wannstedt for a bit before I went into the stadium, something something moustache ride something. I was in the student section and marveling at the all the chicks in tight spandex, then realized they were probably born in 98 or 99 and I'm a fucking creep. Fashion really is cyclical because these spandex pants and thick headbands that they're rockin are straight out of a Olivia Newton-John video. Maybe I should get my JNCOs and Eddie Bauer out of the basement on the way to the 9MM ristorante

That stadium is great but I think I need to be hired as a consultant to handle "restroom efficiency optimization" because they structure these fuckin things like dickheads, none of these fucks have heard of a zipper merge @Travis7401. They routinely have 110,000 plus at games and basically have the infrastructure to deal with half of that. Tried to get a mini pizza at the half and the guy in front of me bought the last FIVE and they said it was the last 5 in the WHOLE STADIUM. Halftime just started. I about murdered that fucking hoarder, THE TITOS WASN'T GOING TO SOAK ITSELF YOU FUCKING PRICK

So yeah, it was a pretty good time.

Are you sure you were in the Michigan student section? Historically, it's a very thin talent pool.

 

[CJ_24]

Wuf just spent the holiday driving though Iowa in a car with his parents and a drugged-up cat. The bar is low right now.

 

[Brick]

I lol'd at wuf barking at Wanny.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

You gotta stack of 5s burning a hole in your pocket or are you asking for a friend?

Why can’t it be both?

 

[goblue96]

Wuf just spent the holiday driving though Iowa in a car with his parents and a drugged-up cat. The bar is low right now.

You've never seen that talent pool up close. It's a very low bar. Wuf can do better.

 

[Brick]

Oregon State may be worse than those Crapple Cup teams.

 

[Wuf]

The shit I said to Wanny was very tame compared to the stuff I heard people yelling at Leinart. Midwest curd chuggers jelly of a bronzed Cali boy, I imagine.

 

[Brick]

Shocked FALK hasn't been benched yet.

 

[goblue96]

Oregon State may be worse than those Crapple Cup teams.

Oregon fisting the beavers with The Platypus Trophy.

 

[Wuf]

You've never seen that talent pool up close. It's a very low bar. Wuf can do better.

You have like 50,000 students, there's bound to be bound hot chicks even by accident. It's possible CJ is correct and I've just officially lost my marbles but I have a hard time thinking you're not exaggerating at least a little bit.

 

[CJ_24]

You have like 50,000 students, there's bound to be bound hot chicks even by accident. It's possible CJ is correct and I've just officially lost my marbles but I have a hard time thinking you're not exaggerating at least a little bit.

When you say that I am correct, it is official that you have lost your marbles.

 

[Brick]

Getcuckednow.org

 

[Yankee151]

Also, Wuf specifically mentioned derrieres in spandex, and such material has magical properties to boost any talent pool significantly

 

[goblue96]

Also, Wuf specifically mentioned derrieres in spandex, and such material has magical properties to boost any talent pool significantly

With this talent pool, it's more like squeezing 10 pounds of shit into a five pound tube. That just doesn't work.

 

[Brick]

I luh college footbaw mang

 

[pavel]

With this talent pool, it's more like squeezing 10 pounds of shit into a five pound tube. That just doesn't work.

We used to call these girls cinnamon rolls, like the tube

 

[Skeeter]

Tennessee bout to go 0-8 after getting blown out by vandy at home lol.

When they hire some no name corch I have to google, I'll be joining @kella and be teamless. Even though I can tell he's a tOSU fan on the down low.

We'll take you pawpaw

 

[BasinBictory]

We used to call these girls cinnamon rolls, like the tube

Hmm. We used to call them, "easy."

 

[CJ_24]

Apparently there is a Mike Golic, Jr, and this Mr. Golic, Jr. has a jerb as a footbaw announcer for espn. Good to know that nepotism is alive and kicking in Bristol.

 

[Skeeter]

Apparently there is a Mike Golic, Jr, and this Mr. Golic, Jr. has a jerb as a footbaw announcer for espn. Good to know that nepotism is alive and kicking in Bristol.

Also alive and well at notre lame

 

[Yankee151]

Trey Holtz (who went to my HS) gon take over Notre Dame after Brian Kelly implodes

 

[Brick]

How can FALK present this thread with a 0/3 ratio and 0 points?

 

[Wolfman21]

Lmao...booger mcfarland on espn with linda cohn:

Cohn: alabama has never not been selected in the top 4.

Mcfarland: AND theyve never missed the playoffs.