World Cup - Round of 16 Thread

[kella]

 

[Chase]

Twink Neymar

 

[Yankee151]

Fernandinho is such a stud

 

[ZeekLTK]

Great forced turnover, gol de Chile!

 

[Yankee151]

@Snorky's Shame Sanchez doe

Ofc Hulk gives it up, lol. They need Willian there. Cesar kinda sucks too.

 

[kella]

Hulk attempt at defense backfires. Just get your puber Zenit FIFA cherry picking on

 

[Orlando]

Watching Brazil and chile makes me a little vexed at how little of the "micro" game is represented in FIFA. None of the intricate footwork, none of the little dink passes right up and over defenders. FIFA just moves way too fast.

Well you are condensing 45 mins into 5 or 6

 

[pavel]

lol @ chilean juggalo fan with the double bird,

Pretty weak to let that goal in, IMO

 

[DeadMan]

Darke says it all: Julio Cesar not good enough for QPR, but somehow good enough for Brazil.

 

[Orlando]

Yeah Julio Cesar should have saved that.

 

[kella]

Well you are condensing 45 mins into 5 or 6

Oh I know. And it's marketed to the barrio. Just wish there were a competitive seasons option that played a little differently.

 

[Yankee151]

Jeez, Bravo was practically at the halfway line there

 

[kella]

Speaking of FIFA look at that goal box scrum lmao

 

[hayvis]

I'm having to watch Ben & Holly's little Kingdom now, but I'm banking that the Chile goal was lucky and inept on Brazil's part....

 

[Orlando]

Oh I know. And it's marketed to the barrio. Just wish there were a competitive seasons option that played a little differently.

I hear ya. It has gotten a lot better. I played FIFA '08 at a friends house a couple months ago. LAWD. It felt like NFL Blitz or NBA JAM for soccer.

 

[kella]

Correct. Typical Brazil defensive dumb

 

[pavel]

this game is fun as fuck on univision. Announcers are fapping non-stop

 

[Yankee151]

Terrible miss

 

[kella]

Hahajaja holy shit Fred is as bad as he is goofy lookin

E: actually a good tackle

 

[fried rice]

Why does Fred look like a 1980s coke dealer?

 

[pavel]

Neymar has perfected the "jump up in the air and cartwheel" effect. Weaponized flopping

Also, David Luiz:

 

[bruin]

Fred was great in Boogie Nights.

 

[kella]

All he needs is a leather jacket reeking of pachouli

 

[hayvis]

Why does Fred look like a 1980s coke dealer?

Because he was.

 

[kella]

What happened to Rafael? Why is Julio even on the squad?

 

[Chase]

Lol Fred about to get KO'd

 

[hayvis]

Luiz Gustavo :

 

[Rob's FSU]

Watching a team with Fred is like watching a team with 10 men.

 

[kella]

Lol hulk

 

[bruin]

RIP Howard Webb

 

[hayvis]

Big bag of bullshit call inspired by Chilean cheating.

 

[fried rice]

HULK ANGRY

 

[Yankee151]

Webb gon die

 

[kella]

Julio Cesar really seems like he showed up for a pick up game. "Come on guys, I always have to play keeper"

 

[Rutgers Mike]

HULK ANGRY

don't hand the ball then.

 

[kella]

Fred subbing for Jo, a like for like replacement for terrible strikers

 

[Yankee151]

Vidal one twoing in the box fap fap fap

 

[kella]

We are probably at a half dozen no calls for hulk bulldozing a defender in the box and expecting a penalty

 

[bruin]

gtfo Vidal

 

[fsuprime]

Dub pubbin

 

[Yankee151]

Lol jo

 

[pavel]

France and Germany would pound either of these teams

 

[fried rice]

Great strike there, just a few yards wide.

 

[hayvis]

France and Germany would pound either of these teams

It's not even game of the day.

 

[fried rice]

Chile's coach should just go ahead and pop that collar already.

 

[bruin]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

another big save

 

[gilstein21]

i'd let her Chile on me

 

[Rutgers Mike]

they don't give out cards for that?

 

[kella]

Oof Claudio bravo dead