2023 Season: The Week 13 Thread - The End (unless someone @‘s Mame, then there is no end)

[Brick]

I forgot mariota. Jayden is already way past him in rushing yards and will be close in passing yards. mariota played 15 games.

 

[Mame YO]

Funny you mention Mariota, through 11 games:

NIX: 78% COMP, 3667 TOT YDS, 40 TOT TD, 2 INT

MARIOTA: 74% COMP, 3700 TOT YDS, 42 TOT TD, 2 INT

Carry on though

 

[Brick]

mariota was competing with.....Trevone Boykin

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[CJ_24]

LFG

 

[Brick]

couldn't name a player from either team with a gun to my head.

 

[Mame YO]

CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR

 

[Mr. Radpants]

LFG

Sir, this is the Oregon / BODACIOUS thread

 

[Mame YO]

???

 

[Mame YO]

i think if we are going to get technical about it, WSU is the true PAC2 champ frfr

 

[kella]

it's super satisfying to pull these Oregon pissing match threads up and just fling the scroll wheel at max velocity to the bottom and drop a shit post without reading any of it

 

[adchester]

it's super satisfying to pull these Oregon pissing match threads up and just fling the scroll wheel at max velocity to the bottom and drop a shit post without reading any of it

These mfers on here acting like they on FIRST TAKE but getting paid absolutely nothing for it.

 

[Mame YO]

How did we make basically the exact same opening 10 moves as the last game lol. Does not bode well for me.

 

[adchester]

How did we make basically the exact same opening 10 moves as the last game lol. Does not bode well for me.

But does it

B
O
DACIOUS well for you?

 

[kella]

I need to reserve my shit posting energy for Nextdoor so I recuse ma'self

 

[Southpaw]

How did he get excess to the alcohol. My pary are with them

 

[Mame YO]

FOOTBAW

 

[silverwheels]

Surprised Stanford is still that high. They've been terrible for a while.

 

[Mame YO]

I wonder what Stanford+Utah would combine as if you overlaid their rise and falls. I feel like they sort of played the same role in the conference, Stanford first and then Utah later on.

 

[Mame YO]

@Brick cant even handle the cinematic recaps doe CROOTS CROOTS CROOTS

 

[Ander1345]

Ahhh so that's what the problem is.

 

[CJ_24]

@silverwheels

 

[Mame YO]

Bucky Irving didn’t even make the list for the Doak Walker award lol ok

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[goblue96]

Translation: "I made sure my sons and their friends got paid. The rest of you are on your own."

 

[Karl Hungus]

Sounds like I'm going to the B1G shampship game.

 

[Mame YO]

I’m telling you’ll

 

[bruin228]

 

[digs]

I love college football. It's by far my favorite sport. But lol if anyone thinks that there is any real rhyme or reason to the playoffs besides who they think'll draw the most $$. It's all a sham, just go back to the old pre bcs days plz

 

[Mame YO]

doogs would love that

 

[silverwheels]

Playoff is kinda pointless when a human committee is still ranking who gets in.

 

[Skeeter]

With the super conferences next season it's about time for the conference shampionship games to be retired. Add a 13th regular season game and everyone gets da monies.

 

[Skeeter]

Sounds like I'm going to the B1G shampship game.

I may be there as well. B1G boogaloo?

 

[kella]

None of those PAC teams getting in, come on now.

FSU
Georgia
Bama
Mich/Ohio State (assuming one doesn't detonate in the B1G CCG)

Shit, if Ohio State/Michigan is close, and the winner of that game blows out Iowa or whoever in the CCG, they're both getting in, even if BAMA has to be sacrificed to a random NYD bowl.

 

[Mame YO]

With the super conferences next season it's about time for the conference shampionship games to be retired. Add a 13th regular season game and everyone gets da monies.

This makes sense if we’re doing 9-10 game regular seasons imo

I just think it’s fucking hilarious that the UW fans are just now realizing after over a decade that they still have to play the conference championship game, they think it’s still 1991. We should just crown them this weekend after they beat Wazzu.

 

[Southpaw]

None of those PAC teams getting in, come on now.

FSU
Georgia
Bama
Mich/Ohio State (assuming one doesn't detonate in the B1G CCG)

Shit, if Ohio State/Michigan is close, and the winner of that game blows out Iowa or whoever in the CCG, they're both getting in, even if BAMA has to be sacrificed to a random NYD bowl.

No way. Fsu would get the shaft without their qb

 

[kella]

The voters are trogs. If they win out they're in.

 

[CJ_24]

Bama
Georgia
IOWA
Warshington

 

[goblue96]

If Michigan loses Saturday, they get left out as the committee punished them for stealing signs but won’t say that part out loud.

 

[CJ_24]

Ohio state should get left out for having employed urban meyer

 

[goblue96]

Ohio State should be launched into the sun for hiring Urban Meyer.

 

[bruin228]

What about universities that hired Bo Schembechler?

 

[goblue96]

What about universities that hired Bo Schembechler?

Placed in a protective bubble and treated like the royalty.

 

[digs]

Playoff is kinda pointless when a human committee is still ranking who gets in.

when u hear the committee saying things like "sure Team A beat team B earlier in the season, but even though they have the same record, team B looks like the stronger team now so its not fair to penalize them for an early season loss" and all the rest of that fuckery, gotta just admit it's not a real playoff. AND THATS FINE. I still have fun with the sport, I know only a handful of teams will ever win a title. This is the Whose Line Is It Anyway playoff system where the points are all made up and we're judging the winners by whatever random criteria we want.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I may be there as well. B1G boogaloo?

We're in 635, the absolute nosebleeds. Let me know when its closer to game day!

 

[Mame YO]

I’m glad im not the only one that thinks FSU without their QB probably shouldn’t get in if it means leaving out another deserving team. Especially considering that FSU *with* their QB already had the weakest schedule among potential p5 conference champions and would be a betting underdog against most of the current top 10. Sorry. It sucks but there are only 4 spots.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I’m glad im not the only one that thinks FSU without their QB probably shouldn’t get in if it means leaving out another deserving team. Especially considering that FSU *with* their QB already had the weakest schedule among potential p5 conference champions and would be a betting underdog against most of the current top 10. Sorry. It sucks but there are only 4 spots.

Cardale Jones thinks you should get a hobby.

 

[Mame YO]

The season is almost over don’t worry

 

[Lightningwar]

I’m glad im not the only one that thinks FSU without their QB probably shouldn’t get in if it means leaving out another deserving team. Especially considering that FSU *with* their QB already had the weakest schedule among potential p5 conference champions and would be a betting underdog against most of the current top 10. Sorry. It sucks but there are only 4 spots.

If FSU wins out they are in.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I’m glad im not the only one that thinks FSU without their QB probably shouldn’t get in if it means leaving out another deserving team. Especially considering that FSU *with* their QB already had the weakest schedule among potential p5 conference champions and would be a betting underdog against most of the current top 10. Sorry. It sucks but there are only 4 spots.

FSU won't win out. But this is maybe the most ridiculous thing I've ever read on here.

Oregon lost! Sorry. It sucks but there are only 4 spots.