Aspergers Clearinghouse and Miscellaneous Meaningless Bowl Thread

[goblue96]

Over/under on people at the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit? 12

Under.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Why does the turf at Tropicana Field look like that? Looks like water damaged carpet, and not just in the spots where they had to cover up the pitchers mound, basepaths, etc.

 

[Hachiko]

More to le point: whys Ess Mississippah such a better matchup for Miami of Ohayo Gozaimasu? Dem countaproductive cowbellahs!

 

[kella]

Is this Miami U 3rd string qb or something? The guy only makes one read and throws it to that guy every time.

 

[Hachiko]

NOW #MoarCowbellU scores. Better late than never, eh plebs?
Clean first half as well. A rarity.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Is this Miami U 3rd string qb or something? The guy only makes one read and throws it to that guy every time.

No, he's the starter, but he didn't play until game 7. 15 TDs, 0 INT on the season so far.

 

[silverwheels]

Why does the turf at Tropicana Field look like that? Looks like water damaged carpet, and not just in the spots where they had to cover up the pitchers mound, basepaths, etc.

Because that place is a shithole?

 

[kella]

This has actually been a pretty entertaining game, somehow. It's kind of cool to see 2 teams that would otherwise never play each other. Such a random match up.

 

[Hachiko]

Next score wins.

 

[JAR201166]

How the fuck does state get a bowl in that case put @Rutgers Mike in a damn bowl

 

[Hachiko]

Do these pups even know how to play defense? EMCC could have done a better job.

 

[Hachiko]

How the fuck does state get a bowl in that case put @Rutgers Mike in a damn bowl

2-10 @Rutgers Mike you say?

 

[Hachiko]

Nice block doe.

 

[NavyHog]

Classic scared coach clock management. Here's a thought - your chubby K had an XP blocked earlier, you have a QB that has played well and only thrown 1 INT in his last 17 games - KEEP RUNNING YOUR OFFENSE.

SEC!SEC!

 

[kella]

Yup. Exhibit 1453 of people playing and coaching football are just dumb. 1st down at the 20 with 24 seconds left and a bunch of timeouts and they play for a 37yd fg, lol.

Retarded.

 

[Skeeter]

Dat sec too good.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Leave me the fuck alone @Hachiko

 

[Simo77]

Maryland has run no less than 45 plays inside the BC 20. No touchdown. BC gonna run a sequence of dive plays to ensure that Maryland gets last chance to win anyway.

 

[Lightningwar]

Clark for Vandy is a bitch.

 

[bruin228]

Maryland's coaching staff sucks ass. Not only do they somehow give up 36 to a fucking Scot Loeffler offense with BC talent, but they give Ty Johnson only 15 carries. And he gets 159 and 2 TDs off of them. And he's averaging over 9 YPC for the year and they gave him 110 carries all season. Meanwhile, they have Perry Hills, who helped set the team INT thrown record last year, throw 34 times.

 

[Wuf]

WOLP FACK

 

[Hachiko]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Maryland's coaching staff sucks ass. Not only do they somehow give up 36 to a fucking Scot Loeffler offense with BC talent, but they give Ty Johnson only 15 carries. And he gets 159 and 2 TDs off of them. And he's averaging over 9 YPC for the year and they gave him 110 carries all season. Meanwhile, they have Perry Hills, who helped set the team INT thrown record last year, throw 34 times.

Fuck Maryland. I hate them even more than I hate Syracuse.

 

[bruin228]

Fuck Maryland. I hate them even more than I hate Syracuse.

 

[kella]

No,seriously Maryland grads think their programs are top tier and won't listen to logic or reason on it. They get way too excited to suck ass year after year

 

[Lightningwar]

This actor is the perfect dweeb Maryland fan.

 

[Hachiko]

Leave me the fuck alone @Hachiko

As long as you do the same on my status updates, you get your wish. Righto. On your way-o.

 

[Hachiko]

GR8 turnout for the Bump of Chicken Bowl.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Motel 6 Cactus Bowl?

FUCCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Hachiko]

 

[bruin228]

Grinch mindfucking Minnesota

 

[pavel]

Thread title updated

 

[bruin228]

Damn, Wazzu looks like total shit. Gameplan is awful. Keep dinking and dunking on slow ass B1G team with no corners.

 

[kella]

Everyone who does the eating celebration should be promptly put down by a sniper

 

[bruin228]

What a fucking idiot

Todd McShay prolly fapped to that ARM TALENT throw from Leidner

 

[John Locke]

Can't get luckier than that, Mitch.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

6 points for Wazzou? WTF

 

[bruin228]

I guess FALK is coming back because he knew he was gonna throw this game.

 

[bruin]

Wtf was this @bruin228

 

[bruin228]

 

[Lightningwar]

Haha they called Minnesota an elite defense tonight.

 

[Skeeter]

Punter flop. Good play or bitch made?

 

[bruin228]

Why not both?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Why not both?

 

[Hachiko]

Are Boise even good at playing football anymore? n00bs.

 

[Hachiko]

 

[Hachiko]

 

[coogrfan]

wtf?

 

[Skeeter]

B1G B1G B1G

 

[bruin228]

Skylar Howard fucking sucks