SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK MLB 2022 THREAD, Honkballers can't look and Umpires can't see

[pavel]

In before @goblue96 makes the same Chauncey joke for the 300th time

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Lol Cardinals. Idiots

 

[CJ_24]

Nicely done Dutchman and Chauncey

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Southpaw]

Castillo is filthy tonight.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Phillies Cards is as much Win-Win as Lose-Lose to me. I hate the Phillies and their fans have acted like complete trogs over the years. However, I'm going to sleep well knowing that the smug jerk Cardinals fan in the Hawaii bar in 2012 that yelled "Welcome to the Cardinals!" at me when Storen fell apart was somewhere watching this game today.

 

[goblue96]

Missed the 9th since I had a field hockey game to work.

St. Louis.

 

[CJ_24]

Oh man, getting it right on the wrist bone would hurt so fucking bad

 

[kella]

The cards could go 0-162 and I wouldn't even feel bad.

 

[CJ_24]

Genuinely excited for Mets-Padres. Rooting for New York. Two reasons: (1) they have two former Brewers Vogelbach and Escobar, and (2) I cannot stand Machado, he's a dirty player

 

[pavel]

Lol, old cj is here. Machado has been all class since he got to SD. Do you have any examples?

o/u on grumpy mets fan crowd shots? I think they are on pace for 100

 

[goblue96]

Go SUN DIEGO

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Genuinely excited for Mets-Padres. Rooting for New York. Two reasons: (1) they have two former Brewers Vogelbach and Escobar, and (2) I cannot stand Machado, he's a dirty player

Worst take you’ve had today. I think

 

[pavel]

Austin NOODLE

 

[CJ_24]

Worst take you’ve had today. I think

Your experience as a Nats fan is different than mine as a Brewers fan

 

[CJ_24]

Plus, I'm gonna root for Vogelbach all day, every day

 

[Mr. Radpants]

nice to see Josh Bell get some

 

[goblue96]

 

[Southpaw]

All the weak hitters killing scherzer

 

[goblue96]

All the hitters killing scherzer

 

[Southpaw]

Until then. CJs boy unloads lol

 

[Wolfman21]

43 million for 140 innings and getting your ass lit up in the wild card round, lol

 

[Mr. Radpants]

My experience as a Padres fan is different from his experience as a Mets fan tonight

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Love Scherzer but never when he wears that uniform.

 

[goblue96]

Phillies win and Mets getting curb stomped.

 

[Brick]

PWNchado kick rocks @CJ_24

 

[kella]

Did they get rid of those stupid 1 game play in series?

 

[Skeeter]

Yes. Goes 3, 5, 7

 

[Southpaw]

I think those only happen on ties and I don’t think there were any this year?

 

[Southpaw]

Couldn’t have gone better. One more baby!

 

[BearDownUofA]

Jesus fuck those Mets cock-swallowing ESPN announcers were insufferable tonight.

 

[Wolfman21]

ayo mets...

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Please send the Mets home 2-0 I will forever adopt Padres as #2 team tied with Team Griffey.

 

[bruin]

Scherzer low key always been mid in the playoffs.

Blame dead arm again, bum ass.

 

[Orlando]

@Orlando, can you make a .184 pale ale for Trent?

Ideally the silhouette is him missing a curveball by 2'

I think the juxtaposition for the bat flip could be better

I think those only happen on ties and I don’t think there were any this year?

No more ties. There are a bunch of tie breakers now.

 

[bruin]

Is that a real brew @Orlando ?

 

[Orlando]

Si, .394 is real hermano @bruin

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Please send the Mets home 2-0 I will forever adopt Padres as #2 team tied with Team Griffey.

Oof Snell vs. DeGrom?? I believe!

 

[Southpaw]

Snell has been money the last month. High heat and low slider. Stick to that formula and he will do well. He sucks when he starts nibbling on the edges and walks people. Trust your stuff.

 

[pavel]

Musgrove tomorrow if necessary is nice too. Guy is pretty much SD royalty as it is, but a good playoff win will be a solid resume bullet

 

[Brick]

MUSS

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Platinum Sombrero for Siri!

Orale!

 

[goblue96]

Eh Toronto

 

[Mr. Radpants]

GO PADS

 

[Rutgers Mike]

GO PADS

 

[Southpaw]

Bad snell. Not good!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

1-1 was a strike. Awful call.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

WTF! That 1-1 was a strike also

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Strike 3 again. BUM Umpire, BUM BUM BUM

 

[Rutgers Mike]

PETE! With a BOMB!