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Where is travis to defend the bitch maid gaylord
HURR DURR SEC DEFENSIVE PLAYA OF THE YR DOE
HURR DURR SEC DEFENSIVE PLAYA OF THE YR DOE
I’m an escort & lael Collins hired me to eat his a** & give him head last Sunday but when it came time to pay, he said he meant he would take me out to eat. After us arguing for 20 minutes he agreed to pay me Thursday. So when Thursday came, he made me delete his number & all of our text messages, but I requested them from Sprint he has now changed his number but I blasted him on Twitter & him & his agent got my Twitter deleted.
Tough stretch for La’El Collins recently. Ex-girlfriend murdered, dropped out of the Draft, sign as a free agent for pennies compared to what you’re actually worth, have Throatzilla go off on you and tell the world that you refused to pay her after she ate your ass out. Real bad luck there. That’s what happens when you try and fuck over Throatzilla though. But the craziest part of all this? La’el Collins wanted to pay a hooker bill by taking the chick out to eat. Like the dude wanted to try and go on a date with a whore. That’s fucking insane. Some chick agrees to suck your dick and lick your butthole for money and your next thought was “I’d like to sit down for a meal with this lovely gal.” Outrageous. Just pay the girl her money and get her the fuck out of your life forever. This isn’t Pretty Woman, La’el. Start trying to wife up a prostitute and that’s how you end up getting roasted on social media and she starts calling for you to get drug tested.
PS – I feel like black people often have that weird font for phones. Is that an Android thing or do you have to manually go in there and change the font? Such a strange look. It looks like your texts are written in crayon.
Maybe this falls under "don't knock it til you try it", but I find nothing exciting about the thought of someone licking my asshole.
Yuck!
Don't forget showers.All you need is the right mix of X and tall blonde acquaintances.
-YTC
Imagine how disappointed Famous Jameis was to find rape and pillage was against his NFL contract. Oh I bet he longs for the good ol' Noles days now!
I dunno. KKid so dumb he think he can surf in Nashville lol. Mariotto make Tebow look like Nikola Tesla.
Haha too easy.I dunno. K
Prolly won't have enough money to travel to Hawaii in the off season?
My favorite story from this weekend is Packers TE firing two shots into the ground in South Beach, he is an idiot and should be suspended. The police report says he was hiding from the police behind a potted plant, he is 6'5" and 260.
~grabs script
I'd ask him if he read Song of Solomon actually."I am trying to be holy. I obey His holy word. I wish to wait until marriage before consummating. It is what Jesus would have wanted."
Um, Russell...did you read Matthew 19:9?
-YTC
Oh? Does Ciara have a sister, or am I remembering that passage wrong?Does he also abstain from onanism?
So Russell Wilson said God spoke to him and told him not to bang his girlfriend. Now I have to root against him forever. I can't abide religious whack jobs.
Ima try to draft him in dynasty thoSo Russell Wilson said God spoke to him and told him not to bang his girlfriend. Now I have to root against him forever. I can't abide religious whack jobs.