2018-2019 Prem / Farewell Stoke Threade - who ate all the pies?

[Karl Hungus]

The new Squires cartoon in the Guardian

@kella

 

[Karl Hungus]

Also,



"Don't bulleh meh"

 

[kella]

I like how he MISSED a sucker punch.

 

[silverwheels]

Liverpool just paid Arsenal 40 million squiggles for Oxlade-Chamberlain who prolly won't even see the field regularly. GJGE

 

[kella]

hey at least Kroenke gets a new yacht

 

[DeadMan]

Maybe I'll eat my words tomorrow if Arsenal pull an Ozil out of their ass, but this is such a poorly run club. This whole summer has been a giant fuck you to the fans.

 

[bruin]

Alexis to City for 60 mil it looks like

 

[Yankee151]

Would rather have Nacho, but orale nevertheless

 

[bruin]

Looks like the deal was nixed.

 

[kella]

Liverpool wtf

 

[NML]

Waking up on the outskirts of the hurricane, at my mother in law's.

"Well at least there's some EPL games on this morning"

*sees Burnley vs Crystal Palace and Swansea vs Newcastle*

 

[NML]

Sam Vokes and Chris Wood has to be the tallest and least coordinated forward combo in history

 

[fignuts]

Sanches making his debut. And Bony is back. Excited to see how/if they connect up.

 

[GatorTD]

Maybe I'll eat my words tomorrow if Arsenal pull an Ozil out of their ass, but this is such a poorly run club. This whole summer has been a giant fuck you to the fans.

Is that a ruck up or did they really sell a guy for 10 squiggles?

 

[DeadMan]

Is that a ruck up or did they really sell a guy for 10 squiggles?

Pretty sure it was a ruck up. It was 10M squiggles.

 

[chibob]

Sanches making his debut. And Bony is back. Excited to see how/if they connect up.

Sanches turrible

 

[fignuts]

Sanches turrible

Ur right. That first match looked abysmal. Kept attempting to push the call out wide, but his passes were lackadaisical. Dunno if he's not used to the faster pace of play or what, but yeesh.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I don't think Sanches had even practiced with the team. He came back from international duty and they threw him straight onto the field. He should have stayed at Benfica.

 

[silverwheels]

eat a dick, liverpool

 

[Karl Hungus]

GJGE, Spurs

 

[kella]

Is Chelsea the only London team in the top division worth half a shit?

 

[hayvis]

Is Chelsea the only London team in the top division worth half a shit?

Yes. For about 12 years and counting.

 

[goblue96]

LOLerpool

 

[silverwheels]

Liverpool didn't choke on the road. It's a random day in late September miracle.

 

[Yankee151]

From the Sheffield vs. Sheffield game:

 

[Rob's FSU]

Now I feel sad.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[hayvis]

World's biggest bastard : https://theshortfuse.sbnation.com/2017/9/29/16384768/stan-kroenke-arsenal-owner-board-usmanov

 

[bruin]

Sounds like Aguero dodged a bullet. Could have been much more serious.

 

[chibob]

We're just terrible with this thread this year

 

[Karl Hungus]

So glad I didn't get up for ManU-Liverpool. That's almost guaranteed to be a horrible game at this point.

 

[Yankee151]

Right when I saw this game was at Crystal Palace I knew it'd be a trap game, especially with their 7 loss start to the year

 

[goblue96]

Oh Stoke.

 

[kella]

Arsenal



Chelsea



West Ham



Spurs



Palace



London blows this season.

 

[DeadMan]

 

[chibob]

Conte lol

 

[DanishDonut0]

Right when I saw this game was at Crystal Palace I knew it'd be a trap game, especially with their 7 loss start to the year

let us not forget their GF-GA was 0-17

 

[kella]

How do you score 0 goals in like 6 games with Benteke?

 

[Yankee151]

Zaha was hurt and he is their entire team

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[NML]

A winger for a CB in the 31st minute is one of the weirdest subs I’ve ever seen

 

[kella]

Hahaha that clearance looked like something Wardle would do in clubs

 

[goblue96]

ROTSK @Travis7401

 

[Yankee151]

Not a good sign if the squirrels have picked up Travis' propensity to bandwagon (btw, go City eh?)

 

[bruin]

Bravo saved City’s bacon today @Yankee151 hermano

 

[Yankee151]

Commentator said "If Yaya was any more laid back today, he'd be horizontal". Probably summed up the team's attitude towards the game.

 

[Yankee151]

Tottenham with a very Tottenham result today

 

[Yankee151]

Cazorla's injury sounds pretty metal

http://www.espnfc.com/arsenal/story...targets-january-return-after-amputation-fears

He [Dr. Sanchez] saw that I had a tremendous infection, that had damaged part of the calcaneum bone, eaten the Achilles tendon, there were eight centimetres missing!" Cazorla said. "This hasn't been a simple injury as people may have thought.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[whiteyc_77]

-YTC

 

[goblue96]

And they have as many championships as Michigan football.