2019 MINSHEW

[dirt]

the gifs are just fuckin stupid now... chill u dildos

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-orleans-saints-1797711545

I've been eviscerated

 

[whiteyc_77]

Did that NBA Jam clip really need to be over a minute? Chuck Person, lmao

And why in God's name would you have Chuck Person on fire, and not immediately head to the 3 point line over and over?

-YTC

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah the whole point of getting on fire was so you could jack 3's. What a noob.

 

[dirt]

so I have really mixed feelings about Kaep's situation, but M Bennett's I really like. I've heard some buzz about him over the last year, I forget what cause he was endorsing... but he comes across as a really bright intelligent articulate dude. I really hope he keeps talking.

 

[Hike]

If the Pro Football Hall of Fame had a special wing for Garbage Time, they’d already be sculpting Blake Bortles’s bust

 

[Southpaw]

That Thursday night game they played against the Titans was the worst garbage stats I have ever seen.

It was 27-0 at the half.

Final ends up 36-22 with Bortles going 33/54 for 337 yds and 3 TDs lol. In the first half he was 8/16 for 64 yds.

 

[NML]

As a follow up

 

[Soonerfan09]

What does @Travis7401 win from the Bortles bet?

 

[NML]

Gets to pick my avatar for two years, I think.

But technically the bet isn't decided until Bortles retires - he may have visited the 9mm cafe by then

 

[goblue96]

Does that visit void the bet?

 

[bruin228]

Bortles is so awful. I have to imagine the only reason he's still starting is because the last QB class was terrible and this upcoming one should be great, but knowing the Jags, they'll take a tight end or some shit in the first round while Belichick takes FALK in the sixth and wins five more Superb Owls.

 

[Travis7401]

Bortles is honestly worse off than I thought he'd be. I counted on the JAGS to drag him down by just being a shit organization, but I didn't see the alcoholism coming! Almost feels unfair.

 

[Yankee151]

Jaguars are just trying to tank so they can move to London.

 

[R2D2]

I can see it now. Bortles, and two 1sts for Jimmy Garoppolo. JG ends up being worse in JAX and Bortles wins 9 championships with NE.

 

[NML]

In 2015, Bortles was second in the NFL in TDs and seventh in yards. Then he attended my bachelor party.

It's been a quick, quick fall since

 

[coogrfan]

I can see it now. Bortles, and two 1sts for Jimmy Garoppolo. JG ends up being worse in JAX and Bortles wins 9 championships with NE.

 

[dirt]

I feel like Goff would be amazing under Bellicheck

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

The Jags are actually very solid on Defense at least on paper


They have former top pick from the gr8 University of Florida, Dante Fowler, healthy again

Jalen Ramsey looks like a beast, and they added the best CB in this year's FA class in AJ Bouye

They have 3 powerbacks to take pressure off #Bortleswatch, one of them being the best back in a generation, Leonard Fournette from LSU. Then Ivory and Yeldon are no slouches either.

I'm going to be betting heavily on the Jags in the early part of the season before n00bs realize how good they actually are.


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[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

The Jags are actually very solid on Defense at least on paper


They have former top pick from the gr8 University of Florida, Dante Fowler, healthy again

Jalen Ramsey looks like a beast, and they added the best CB in this year's FA class in AJ Bouye

They have 3 powerbacks to take pressure off #Bortleswatch, one of them being the best back in a generation, Leonard Fournette from LSU. Then Ivory and Yeldon are no slouches either.

I'm going to be betting heavily on the Jags in the early part of the season before n00bs realize how good they actually are.


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Both their safeties are good, both FA acquisitions, Barry Church and T Gibson

Every LB starting is a star altough I think Poz is a better Mike than Myles Jack. They moved Poz to the strongside much to my chagrin. Telvin Smith is s gr8 Will backer, maybe top 3 at his position.

Marquise Lee and Allen Robinson are decent wrs. Marcedes Lewis is getting long in the tooth, but should still be serviceable.

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[Southpaw]

What thur madden ratings doe?

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I am basing all of this on their Madden ratings

Fournette already has a 99 rookie premier card

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Bouye has a 98 FA movers card, Fowler n Ramsey have 99 def spotlight cards

Y'all sleeping on these Jags bruh

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[dirt]

Allen Robinson was a top 10 receiver on paper at the beginning of the season last year

 

[dirt]

Telvin Smith my dude tho

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Telvin Smith my dude tho

They are better than the Titans, Colts, and Texans, and that will get them to the dance

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[goblue96]

Robinson also has a drunk guy throwing him the ball now.

 

[Southpaw]

They are better than the Titans, Colts, and Texans, and that will get them to the dance

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Not with Bortles they aren't.

This the NFL babby. Can't win with a mong qb.

 

[dirt]

How ya'll like the Bucs? kwan alexander ready to do some big things

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Robinson also has a drunk guy throwing him the ball now.

Joe Namath was probably drunk too

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with drunken master style Kung fu

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[goblue96]

Joe Namath is drunk

Fixed

 

[Wuf]

I'm more scared of the Bucs than the Saints

 

[CJ_24]

Kaeprnick might be a good fit for the Jags with Fournette, Lewis, and Robinson. But stick with Bortles doe, gjge Jax

 

[bruin228]

I guess you forgot that Rapist Winston commits eight turnovers a game.

 

[R2D2]

The Jags have no O-line so Fournette/Yeldon/Ivory will have fun getting pummeled in the backfield, and when they are forced to throw on 3rd down Bortles will either A. Turn it over, or B. miss his receiver completely. Their defense might keep them in games, but idk I'm not sold on them. Bold prediction: I see them winning maybe four games.

 

[CJ_24]

Truf be told, no one should be scared of anyone in the nfc or afc souf. They are all

 

[Wuf]

Lol comparing the NFC South to the AFC South is a joke. Smoke a bowl, asshole

 

[CJ_24]

No one is good in the nfc souf. No one is good in the afc souf. No one = No one. It's science. .

 

[Reel]

No one is good in the nfc souf. No one is good in the afc souf. No one = No one. It's science. .

crack kills ya brain cells son

 

[Yankee151]

The Bucs will never be good. That franchise is so trash, I scroll down my facebook feed and see at least 2 "You'll never guess what [WASHED UP PLAYER] said about the Bucs' Chance this year" and 1 "What the Bucs' Madden Ratings will be like" post per log in.

 

[bruin228]

The Bucs will never be good. That franchise is so trash, I scroll down my facebook feed and see at least 2 "You'll never guess what [WASHED UP PLAYER] said about the Bucs' Chance this year" and 1 "What the Bucs' Madden Ratings will be like" post per log in.

Did you submit to WYTS this year?

 

[Yankee151]

I didn't but that post definitely sounded like it. Guess I've been consuming too much Ma'Gary.

 

[Soonerfan09]

The Jags are actually very solid on Defense at least on paper


They have former top pick from the gr8 University of Florida, Dante Fowler, healthy again

Jalen Ramsey looks like a beast, and they added the best CB in this year's FA class in AJ Bouye

They have 3 powerbacks to take pressure off #Bortleswatch, one of them being the best back in a generation, Leonard Fournette from LSU. Then Ivory and Yeldon are no slouches either.

I'm going to be betting heavily on the Jags in the early part of the season before n00bs realize how good they actually are.


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Jags looking like they are going to average about 6 points per game. Defense should be solid, but the offense will probably give up more points than they can score anyway.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

How? Leonard Fournette is going to avg at least 1 td a game. I don't know if y'all watch LSU, but he looked like AD at OU.

 

[bruin228]

Fournette will sprain his ankle in Week 2 and be out for the year.

 

[Soonerfan09]

How? Leonard Fournette is going to avg at least 1 td a game. I don't know if y'all watch LSU, but he looked like AD at OU.

Because their offensive line sucks. And their QB sucks. And so far, their receivers have sucked. And Fournette is overrated anyway.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Good thing they have Ivory and Yeldon

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Because their offensive line sucks. And their QB sucks. And so far, their receivers have sucked. And Fournette is overrated anyway.

Same situation with AD in Minny besides Percival Harvin and the Favre year.

LT Cam Robinson is a beast

WRs are not bad at all IMO

 

[bruin228]

Ivory ran for 439 yards on 3.8 YPC last year. Certainly sounds like a feature back.

True, though, they do have Yeldon, who ran for 465 yards on 3.6 YPC. The Jags will obviously have the greatest rushing attack in NFL history.

 

[NML]

Receivers are pretty good. OL is average, not bad. Whether it's above average depends on Cam