Karl Hungus
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SIM OR DIE HOEZ!
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SIM OR DIE HOEZ!
I havent had anytime to even OOTP. is corch otto available?
I havent had anytime to even OOTP. is corch otto available?
Don't you want Hillary Benghazi in your bullpen?Fucking @jdlikewhoa and @doh being HAVES taking all of the good BP arms. Still, got some new FRESH AND SO CLEAN meat for the 2080 bullpen. Never again will I let my BP be as shitty as it was last year.
they chose elsewhere because they got offered more money to play elsewhere or equal money and chose a better team. I think you would have been better off to narrow your focus a bit and sign players for a few of those key spots, then look for scraps to fill needs 5-8. Now you're looking at scraps for some of your top needs!
Here's a guy KARL recommended you look at:
NDR - Signed free agent SP Ted Warford to a minor league contract
I put in a minor league contract offer on him and he signed with me, meaning nobody else offered him at all, lol.
So your tactic is to put in offers for 8 pitchers and then just cut the ones you don't want and take the salary hit? That'd do me good wouldn't it?
Don't you want Hillary Benghazi in your bullpen?
say it with me: cockbusterWat the fuck am I supposed to do?
Minor league contracts don't cost anything unless you promote them, and you wouldn't be cutting any of those guys, lol... You could use all 8 pitchers!
say it with me: cockbuster
FFS Travis, I tried. I have had offers in for 6 pitchers. All of the guys bar one on my list who wanted minor league contracts upped it to major league. At this point ur just making me feel bad.
You joining the league and doing the Mary Jane trade is one of the gr8 moments in WBL history. EVERYONE said you got the blue blanket and you ended up with a HoG player (PLUGZ), GOAT RP (Can Son) plus two more useful players. Maybe a pick too? I couldn't pull that up in the game.I really think new GMs don't avail themselves of this great opportunity.
Future HoGer, and my fan interest rose by like 8 because of it
By making base offers on 6 pitchers you gonna end up with pitcher #0! I'm saying to narrow your focus and make sure you get 1-2 pitchers!
You joining the league and doing the Mary Jane trade is one of the gr8 moments in WBL history. EVERYONE said you got the blue blanket and you ended up with a HoG player (PLUGZ), GOAT RP (Can Son) plus two more useful players. Maybe a pick too? I couldn't pull that up in the game.
The bigger fleece was Cliff McLean (future HoG), SP Vicente Delgado (future HoG) for C Hadde de Buen. Then I traded for McLean.
No he is awesome. Had one of the GOAT RP seasons of all-time last year for me. Then had one of the worst postseasons of all-time.Future HoGer, and my fan interest rose by like 8 because of it
What makes you think I made base offers? I think at this point you seem to be using me as a pawn to feed ur own ego, and I'm not sure if I like that.
Listen, fuck all of this "don't bring shame on the family crest" nonsense. Offer guys $10K to $1M with a minor league contract and they'll sign no matter how shit ur WBL level team is at the time. I've signed a ton of "could be SOME BUM/might not be a TOTAL BUM" guys over the years in FA for cheap and it's easily the best WBL money I've ever spent. You've got to treat FAs the way I tell @Rutgers Mike to treat chicks at the Stony Pony - ask them all out and pray that security doesn't go North Korea on you and bust ur skull. You'll probably get 99/100 "go fuck yaselves" but that 1/100 probably going rock you like a Hurricane 40oz.
I've taken a chance on several AAAA guys.
People need some decent WBL pitchers... COME GET THEM!Alright let's get the cockbusters going... have a bunch of guys who are ready for WBL who I'd like to move. Ask @jdlikewhoa: these guys will move FAST with any type of good offer.
1B Lawler Meagher (just 23, ready to hit in the WBL v RHP, .450 OBP/.700+ SLG in AAA LY): http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com//game/lgreports/players/player_3938.html
RHSP/RP Loi Ong (70 control, 75 stamina, nice #4-5 innings eater): http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com//game/lgreports/players/player_6763.html
LHRP Tegene "Hillary's fault" Belgazi (gr8 stuff, still just 25): http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com//game/lgreports/players/player_7548.html
RHSP "Not the head butter"Zidan Jomo (3.93 career ERA in almost 100 starts): http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com//game/lgreports/players/player_5447.html
RHRP Jeff Knapp (gr8 stuff): http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com//game/lgreports/players/player_4957.html
What makes you think I made base offers? I think at this point you seem to be using me as a pawn to feed ur own ego, and I'm not sure if I like that.
People need some decent WBL pitchers... COME GET THEM!
I can do a better job of being helpful and not making fun, I'm sorry. I was mostly trying to figure out what was going wrong with the system since so many of the targets signed with other teams this sim.
People need some decent WBL pitchers... COME GET THEM!
Take more chances on them. If I wasn't a total FOOL when it comes to WBL (and real life) money I would have signed 25 AAAA guys last year but alas I was fucked financially. Just don't pull a Wooly and sign ALL of the FAs to minor league contracts.
The good thing about AAAA players is you can roll the dice on a bunch of them, and if they suck you can move on quickly without getting your ego bruisedI have literally signed 20 AAAA guys this offseason (most of who'm I would probably be laughed at for). You can take a look at my minor league pitching roster (and a few OFs). It was a total disaster so I had to spend HOURS doing this.
Do it!!!No he is awesome. Had one of the GOAT RP seasons of all-time last year for me. Then had one of the worst postseasons of all-time.
I am loving people are back in FA. @Rutgers Mike is going with a quick German re-armament. Makes me want to bring back the Dowher Rankings.
@TonyGin&Juice , I literally have changed my entire AAA roster of pitchers this offseason. I also tried hard to make moves in FA for the guys @Travis7401 suggested, I've sunk about 24 man hours into the game, that I could be practicing guitar and improving my only tradable skill, and then I still get taken the piss out of for being useless at the game. IDK I'm not a quitter so I'm probably best off stopping trying at this point and just posting up the odd off hand funny schtick.
I have literally signed 20 AAAA guys this offseason (most of who'm I would probably be laughed at for). You can take a look at my minor league pitching roster (and a few OFs). It was a total disaster so I had to spend HOURS doing this.
Futility is the penalty for breaking the 5 minutes a day rule.@TonyGin&Juice , I literally have changed my entire AAA roster of pitchers this offseason. I also tried hard to make moves in FA for the guys @Travis7401 suggested, I've sunk about 24 man hours into the game, that I could be practicing guitar and improving my only tradable skill, and then I still get taken the piss out of for being useless at the game. IDK I'm not a quitter so I'm probably best off stopping trying at this point and just posting up the odd off hand funny schtick.
Just going to throw this out there but if you're looking to compete now I am still open to moving Jim 'Snatch' Vickers if you're interested. Not sure if you we can work out a trade that doesn't strip ur system but if you want to win some more games now and have a legit stud hitter under cheap team control for the next couple of years he's a hard guy to beat. I definitely wouldn't offer him to any of the HAVES so if you're interested let's see if we can work something out. If not, no big deal, just something I know we've talked about before and I still have three guys that can all hit without as position and only two DH/1B spots available.
Then don't sign anyone.
No he is awesome. Had one of the GOAT RP seasons of all-time last year for me. Then had one of the worst postseasons of all-time.
I am loving people are back in FA. @Rutgers Mike is going with a quick German re-armament. Makes me want to bring back the Dowher Rankings.