MLB 2023 Thread

[adchester]

Ump is also a BUM apparently, that wasn't fucking close. Bring in the robots

 

[adchester]

Fucking terrible spot for a bad call too. Bases loaded one out, they could've blown the game open if things went right.

 

[bruin228]

ESPN dedicating to making in-game interviews even more useless by making them inaudible

 

[bruin228]

LEWIS

 

[adchester]

ROYCE

 

[adchester]

Lol wtf was that play

 

[CJ_24]

Rolls Royce Lewis

 

[CJ_24]

Minnesota's gonna lose this game in the most Minnesota fashion. U know it's coming

 

[bruin228]

Not now, CJ

 

[adchester]

Minnesota's gonna lose this game in the most Minnesota fashion. U know it's coming

Shhh

 

[adchester]

Minnesota's gonna lose this game in the most Minnesota fashion. U know it's coming

 

[CJ_24]

Gonna b Lotta drunk 'Sotans tonight

 

[bruin228]

Rooting for the BREW CREW, but glad to see the guy with the Jeter jerkoff cleats strike out horribly

RE2PECT

 

[CJ_24]

Adames loves to swing and miss at the breaking ball away. The Brewers may not record another hit this series

 

[CJ_24]

Welp

 

[CJ_24]

Burnes getting his revenge on the Brewers front office for trashing him during arbitration last offseason by throwing batting practice to the Diamondbacks

 

[CJ_24]

Both calls overturned on replay were correctly overturned. Ball never hit Turang, and Yelich was out

 

[CJ_24]

90-year-old Evan Longoria. Smh

 

[bruin228]

This ump in the Phillies game is atrocious

 

[CJ_24]

Welp

 

[bruin228]

HARPER

 

[goblue96]

@bruin228 on the Phils bandwagon?!?!?! What a time to be alive!

 

[bruin228]

What’s going on with the feed, why do they keep showing highlights from all the games over and over lol

 

[goblue96]

What’s going on with the feed, why do they keep showing highlights from all the games over and over lol

Just blame Gritty.

 

[worst2first]

My wife and I are both a bit miffed that the Rangers' games are during the day. I would have preferred they won the division outright but they're in, so they have a chance.

Also, I wouldn't root for the Astros in a ping-pong match against Nazi Germany. Isn't that how the saying goes? Either way, screw them and their petrochemical-scented abomination of a city.

 

[bruin228]

I’ve heard the Astros’ role in the Waffen SS is complicated

 

[CJ_24]

Twins fans are so over the moon that they won a game that they're acting like they won the WS. I'm now convinced Toronto wins the next two to win the series

 

[bruin228]

Not now, CJ

 

[Brick]

fuck ur wisky chuds @CJ_24

#zonazoo
@wethenorthechuz
@zonazoo
@BearDownUofA
@sayo

 

[worst2first]

I’ve heard the Astros’ role in the Waffen SS is complicated

Well, akutaually...

 

[adchester]

Lol Rays

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Move them to SMASHVILLE

 

[Southpaw]

Yes please. I would lose it.

 

[bruin228]

Aren't they already building a new stadium in the exact same place for some reason

 

[kella]

yes

 

[Southpaw]

Oh well, either way is good for Nashville because Manfred said they will expand as soon as Tampa and Oakland figured their shit out. Nashville Stars come on down.

 

[CJ_24]

Nashville Brewers 2031. Tonight gon' b the last ever professional baseball playoff game in the city of Milwaukee. Fml

 

[Southpaw]

Jeez, rays going down in flames again.

 

[Skeeter]

At least nobody will see them collapse again.

 

[bruin228]

Lol the BUM JAYS manager is a moron

ANALYTICS

 

[adchester]

Lmao BUMRRERO

Getting picked off with runners on 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs has to be one of the worst possible plays to make lol

 

[bruin228]

Lol dude doesn't want to go back to the dugout and I don't blame him

 

[adchester]

At the local watering hole that is a mix of Minnesotans watching the game and townie alcoholics watching the local news lmao.

Last story was a fire from a car exploding (?) and the firefighter next to me is like "Yah mah guys put that one out, looked like some fahkin Whitey Bulgah shit"

 

[bruin228]

This looks like a repeat of yesterday where the Twins eek out some runs and the BUM JAYS leave a million guys on base. Hopefully the dam doesn't break

 

[Yankee151]

Aren't they already building a new stadium in the exact same place for some reason

Until they add a faster way to cross the bay, people in Tampa will go to games in St. Pete like twice a year at most. There are like a total of 7 lanes of traffic across three bridges to get to the stadium, plus another 30 minutes of driving without traffic. So naturally they were unable to find a stadium in Tampa itself where they could've easily drawn similar numbers to the Bucs and Lightning. HARD NOSED city planning

 

[adchester]

Same guy: "Yah after I got back from Afghanistan I started smokin mahd bongs to deal with it, so I went to Suffolk on the GI bill and majored in theatah. Best fahkin time of my life."

 

[adchester]

Brock Stewart is OP that was straight fire

 

[bruin228]

BITCHETTE

 

[adchester]

MILITARY MAN laying his body on the line for the out RESPECT

 

[CJ_24]

At the local watering hole that is a mix of Minnesotans watching the game and townie alcoholics watching the local news lmao.

Last story was a fire from a car exploding (?) And the firefighter next to me is like "Yah mah guys put that one out, looked like some fahkin Whitey Bulgah shit"

Same guy: "Yah after I got back from Afghanistan I started smokin mahd bongs to deal with it, so I went to Suffolk on the GI bill and majored in theatah. Best fahkin time of my life."

Sounds like a real stand up guy to me