Dr. Sad presents Week 2 2015

[Brick]

Announcers are the worst ever. Auburn gets pick six called back after delay of game. Running back clearly heard a whistle and stopped running his route. "Penalty saved a pick six there!"

 

[Brick]

What is it with terrible run blocking this year for some teams. Auburn is getting worked by a defensive front that looks like they work for Willy Wonka.

 

[goblue96]

Dan Dierdorf making liberal use of "we" and "our" on the Michigan radio broadcast.

 

[DeadMan]

Dan Dierdorf making liberal use of "we" and "our" on the Michigan radio broadcast.

Uh, I think he's allowed...

 

[Brick]

TD Auburn. Huge hold on the play though that even SEC homer announcers are calling out. Haha.

 

[Herrb]

The only good parts are Corso and when they all laugh at everything Pollack does because he is dumb.

I feel comfortable saying there are zero good parts about that show. Needs a total overhaul. Used to be fun.

 

[DeadMan]

Does Corso even talk anymore? I remember him being very quiet after his stroke when I watched.

 

[DeadMan]

Small victories - Michigan player has a concussion. Doesn't keep playing. Out the rest of the game. Hooray for doing that correctly.

 

[Brick]

Does Corso even talk anymore? I remember him being very quiet after his stroke when I watched.

They take him on and off the set and he rotates with Pollack. He is tough to understand sometimes but he still looks happy doing it.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Does Corso even talk anymore? I remember him being very quiet after his stroke when I watched.

Not much. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I'm pretty sure that's why they brought Desmond Howard into a bigger role on the show.

 

[DeadMan]

Wow, these refs in the Michigan game are fucking awful. Harbaugh's head gonna explode.

 

[Brick]

Refs doing their best to tank Jacksonville State since I've been watching.

 

[PSUEagle]

Hope @JSU Zack wins, but doubt it.

Watching PSU is absolutely painful: paint drying is more entertaining.

 

[bruin228]

Auburn will end up winning by 21 or so and will stay at #6 for a good, solid win.

 

[Brick]

I think JSU could do it. Their offense looks legitimate. Not sure how long the defense can hold though. Auburn will get it going at some point.

 

[Herrb]

Agree with @Brick Auburn is in for a fight

 

[bruin228]

Auburn is such a dirty team. They should play BYU.

 

[DeadMan]

Backup QB in for Oregon State, which doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

 

[goblue96]

Uh, I think he's allowed...

In every sentence doe?

 

[DeadMan]

In every sentence doe?

 

[DeadMan]

This is the most fun I've had watching a Michigan game in a long time. @Wooly would love this type of FOOTBAW. Smith is the type of runner he would get priapism for.

 

[Brick]

JSU's quarterback is impressive. They honestly look better than Auburn.

 

[Brick]

Tie game at Auburn with 11 minutes left. It's on SEC network.

 

[Brick]

Interception for Jacksonville State. LEGGGOOOO

 

[Carolina Blue]

OSKIE!!!

 

[MtneerManiac]

Fuck Ped State.

 

[DeadMan]

Harbaugh has given the fullbacks 3 carries today @Wooly

 

[Brick]

JSU ZACK converts 4th down.

 

[jobob 5.0]

Don't get your hopes up... I guaran-goddamn-tee API will pull out some fluky bullshit in the final 2 minutes. They got JSU right where they want them.

 

[Herrb]

Did Gus just get hit with the inverted veer on the biggest play of the game?!?

 

[Brick]

JSU is running the same run and pass plays over and over. It's great.

 

[Brick]

Good job of running the clock here too.

 

[Brick]

First and goal JSU on the 5.

 

[Carolina Blue]

LOLZ

 

[Brick]

Easy touchdown. 20-13 JSU with 5:30 left.

 

[DeadMan]

DeadWoman on Auburn - this is like when App.... never mind!

 

[Brick]

Sec network goes to commercial with country cover of that BOOM song by POD. Okay.

 

[DeadMan]

Here's a stat - Oregon State had 136 yards of offense in the first quarter. -6 since.

But Baldwin! @Brick

 

[Simo77]

Let me know when its time for the SEC chant guys.

 

[Lightningwar]

So we should just call it Dalvin Cook vs USF.

 

[Carolina Blue]

Fair catch at the 15 yard line. Amazing.

 

[Brick]

Here's a stat - Oregon State had 136 yards of offense in the first quarter. -6 since.

But Baldwin! @Brick

He's still the king. Give them time. Was trying to scare you early.

 

[Carolina Blue]

JSU GOT THAT!

 

[Brick]

AUBURN GON LOSE THE FOOTBAW GAME! AUBURN GON LOSE THE FOOTBAW GAME!

 

[Lightningwar]

Jesus fuck with these bullshit targetting calls. Fuck this rule. Last play of the game and Andrews gets ejected. He even put his shoulder into him.

 

[bruin228]

 

[Lightningwar]

Oh thank god the replay officials determined that was not targetting.

 

[jobob 5.0]

AUBURN GON LOSE THE FOOTBAW GAME! AUBURN GON LOSE THE FOOTBAW GAME!

Shut your filthy whore mouth.

It will never happen. HuskerPride will believe in evolution before I believe API will find a way to not fall ass-backwards into a win and then suck themselves off for "rising up to the challenge when it mattered"

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Milk the clock JSU

 

[bruin228]

Fucking pussy play call. Playing not to lose.