NCAA Basketball And Clownzano Twitter Aggregation Thread

[pavel]

@gobeavs34

 

[coogrfan]

 

[silverwheels]

Beavers with 10 points after 13 minutes...

 

[coogrfan]

20 minutes away.

 

[Renegade]

The coog’n is in full effect.

 

[coogrfan]

The coog’n is in full effect.

 

[Brick]

 

[OU11]

Been waiting all game

 

[OU11]

Tell me Clownzano tweeted "BANKS OPEN" after that shot

 

[kella]

Oregon States shooting is so bad

 

[bruin228]

Oregon States shooting is so bad

ISN’T IT?

 

[coogrfan]

 

[Renegade]

Congrats dude. You guys didn’t coog it in crunch time. Clutch.

 

[coogrfan]

AAC! AAC! AAC!

 

[Brick]

last oregon COLUMN CUMMING until the fall boys.

 

[goblue96]

Final Four teams picked thus far: 1

 

[silverwheels]

Look at Kelvin Sampson going to another Final Four

 

[Hachiko]

 

[bruin]

Houston just played a two hour game, but has to wear masks to cut down the nets? Makes sense.

 

[goblue96]

Houston just played a two hour game, but has to wear masks to cut down the nets? Makes sense.

Doesn't it?

 

[Brick]

#24 from baylor may have the worst haircut in history

 

[goblue96]

Arkansas taking a page out of the Florida State turn the ball over every possession playbook. Let's see if works out for them!

 

[bruin]

Doesn't it?

You’re going down tomorrow night, hermano.

 

[goblue96]

You’re going down tomorrow night, hermano.

 

[Brick]

he is on a long streak of using this writing crutch, isn't he?

The Beavers made us all believe, didn’t they?

But on Monday, when the Beavers needed just one more big finish, they couldn’t muster it. In that, we’re sort of left with a universal truth, aren’t we?

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apparently JOHN thinks hemingway gave a shit about sports other than bull fighting.

Ernest Hemingway would have loved this team. It got knocked down for a month solid, but just kept getting back up. Like Hemingway wrote in A Farewell to Arms, “The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places.”

 

[Yankee151]

Honestly at this point I don't click the article and just like to play a nice Schrodinger's CLOWNZANO game of figuring out which parts are Brick exaggeration and what he actually wrote. Only I always believe it's something Clownzano actually wrote.

 

[Brick]

the charm of is you never ever have to exaggerate. it is too easy.

 

[bruin228]

CLOWNZANO was always annoying and trite, but this thread has made me truly hate him

I was rooting against Oregon State solely because of him

 

[bruin228]

Ignoring that both of these teams are completely reprehensible, either of them should be banned from advancing due to how horrible they are

 

[pavel]

This is incredibly lazy, holy fuck:

Oh, yes, those missed free throws on Monday night will sting like mosquitos in the summer. And yeah, the rebounding stats against Houston amount to a stomach ache. But Tinkle’s team and this disjointed season delivered on so many fronts that they’ll both live in program lore.

The Beavers kept battling. They just kept advancing and fighting until there was nowhere to go but out the same tunnel Peyton Manning used to walk through.

OSU finished strong in six straight games. It played with confidence and poise down the stretch. But on Monday, when the Beavers needed just one more big finish, they couldn’t muster it. In that, we’re sort of left with a universal truth, aren’t we?

If there’s one thing I hate about summer, it’s getting “stung” by mosquitoes! JFC

 

[adchester]

This is incredibly lazy, holy fuck:



If there’s one thing I hate about summer, it’s getting “stung” by mosquitoes! JFC

Peyton Manning reference @Travis7401

 

[bruin228]

What the fuck is that FIVEHEAD reference? Wat??? He has nothing to do with Oregon State, Houston, or even the sport of basketball at all

 

[bruin]

Only time I’ve heard of a five head reference was Tyra Banks during the early seasons of America’s Next Top Model. That show ruled.

 

[kella]

This is incredibly lazy, holy fuck:



If there’s one thing I hate about summer, it’s getting “stung” by mosquitoes! JFC

This is definitely a boomer energy thing. My MIL is afraid of bees "biting" her due to an allergy.

 

[coogrfan]

We have no shot against Rape U, but I don't care. We're going to the Final Four!

 

[goblue96]

We have no shot against Rape U, but I don't care. We're going to the Final Four!

Anybody from the 2018 team on this year's squad? Those guys deserve a Final Four.

 

[Renegade]

We have no shot against Rape U, but I don't care. We're going to the Final Four!

Baylor looked completely dominant around the basket last night, but Arkansas still hung in there. If Notae doesn't foul out with 13 to go, Arkansas might have pulled it off. UH needs the threes to be falling...not sure you're going to get your typical number of offensive rebounds.

 

[coogrfan]

Anybody from the 2018 team on this year's squad? Those guys deserve a Final Four.

Off the top of my head: Jarreau, Gresham and White.

 

[coogrfan]

Baylor looked completely dominant around the basket last night, but Arkansas still hung in there. If Notae doesn't foul out with 13 to go, Arkansas might have pulled it off. UH needs the threes to be falling...not sure you're going to get your typical number of offensive rebounds.

That's the problem. Without our usual multiple looks at the basket I don't see how we're going to keep up.

 

[BearDownUofA]

Speaking of Baylor, fuck Kim Mulkey and her COVIDiot bullshit.

 

[adchester]

Not gonna lie I think Gonzaga is one of the best college teams I've ever watched. Just too fucking good.

 

[BasinBictory]

Not gonna lie I think Gonzaga is one of the best college teams I've ever watched. Just too fucking good.

They'll choke against UCLA. :gun2head:

 

[bruin228]

Not gonna lie I think Gonzaga is one of the best college teams I've ever watched. Just too fucking good.

That fast break with the pass right there was nuts lol

 

[bruin228]

Lol refs

 

[adchester]

That fast break with the pass right there was nuts lol

I've watched a lot of Gonzaga this year and thats pretty normal for them, its insane.

 

[bruin228]

Their ball movement is so ahead of the other teams I’ve watched in the tourney. Especially UCLA lol

 

[bruin228]

They'll choke against UCLA. :gun2head:

Unless UCLA and Gonzaga are playing next year, I’m not sure what this is referring to

 

[bruin228]

Watching this shit is

 

[BasinBictory]

Unless UCLA and Gonzaga are playing next year, I’m not sure what this is referring to

Don't try to scare us with your reverse jinx, Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient unscientific religion won't conjure up rebounds against the Wolverines, nor expel the demons of Jordan Farmar.

 

[bruin228]

Don't try to scare us with your reverse jinx, Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient unscientific religion won't conjure up rebounds against the Wolverines, nor expel the demons of Jordan Farmar.