2017-18 Coaching Hot Seat/Carousel

[silverwheels]

Maybe just being in Tallahassee where his wife was banging every dude in sight is too tough for Jimbo, so he needs a change of scenery. Otherwise I don't see the point of going to Daddy unless the contract is completely corch-favorable like the one for Sumlin.

 

[Wolfman21]

Corch Google from NC State now has pay raise offers for him and his Corches.

He gone. Rumors are he wanted to schedule a team meeting to let the players know before announcing. Fuck him and his receding hairline. Can't wait for him to get boo'd at his presser and then get fired in 3 years when he hasn't gone above .500 in the SEC.

Next up

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

He gone. Rumors are he wanted to schedule a team meeting to let the players know before announcing. Fuck him and his receding hairline. Can't wait for him to get boo'd at his presser and then get fired in 3 years when he hasn't gone above .500 in the SEC.

Next up

Somewhere at a glory hole on Sixth Street Mack Brown just blew a load reading this post.

 

[Wuf]

Can't wait for Drinkwitz to get promoted to HC so Wolfmad goes nuclear

 

[Wolfman21]

Can't wait for Drinkwitz to get promoted to HC so Wolfmad goes nuclear

ill end up being the jimbo radio show guy

 

[coogrfan]

It really is just fucking sad to me. The fans deserve better than this.

Do they?

 

[Wolfman21]

Do they?

those fans that deserve better are, as we speak, going on dave doerens twitter and threatening him to not take their head coaching gig.

They deserve so, so, so much better

 

[Wuf]

When is this gonna be official? I wanna sperg on a search again.

 

[Soonerfan09]

This will be better if Doeren turns down the offer.

 

[kella]

I will give Doeren this, based on my google search of him, he's a middle-aged man that had 3 kids and managed to prevent his wife from naming any of them Jayden or Braxton or something stupid like that.

 

[fsuprime]

 

[bruin228]

Well, hes burnt alot of the first two and hasn't won the last one, so.......good luck

Lol at a NC State fan talking shit

 

[Lightningwar]

Maybe just being in Tallahassee where his wife was banging every dude in sight is too tough for Jimbo, so he needs a change of scenery. Otherwise I don't see the point of going to Daddy unless the contract is completely corch-favorable like the one for Sumlin.

I think there is something to his divorce being tough on him. He looks worn down and older. This year I would never think he is 52. The guy looks like he is into his 60s. Change of scenery might be what he needs.

The contract sounds very favorable and he will see a healthy pay bump.

 

[fsuprime]

has new fiance, new city, new start and 10 year deal

agree

 

[Southpaw]

I posted the dog meme 5 years ago. Let's hope Doeren turns it down.

 

[Wolfman21]

Lol at a NC State fan talking shit

the lack of success at NC State has nothing to do with chip kelly.

I mean, hey, dave doeren spent an entire year making videos about how much of a family atmosphere he has built at NC State only to say fuck that within a week of making the last video and packing his shit for the cess pool that is Tennessee right now. They're all politicians that know just a little about football

 

[silverwheels]

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

the lack of success at NC State has nothing to do with chip kelly.

I mean, hey, dave doeren spent an entire year making videos about how much of a family atmosphere he has built at NC State only to say fuck that within a week of making the last video and packing his shit for the cess pool that is Tennessee right now. They're all politicians that know just a little about football

Time for me to axe you the question I did when @Mr. Radpants first unleashed me on this board - what's the difference between culture and agriculture in North Carolina?

 

[Wuf]

He's staying. Goddammit

 

[Wolfman21]

Time for me to axe you the question I did when @Mr. Radpants first unleashed me on this board - what's the difference between culture and agriculture in North Carolina?

whatever the distance is b/t NC State and UNC-CH. Though if you make up enough bullshit about your fake culture over 100 years like they have, people will end up believing it. Did you know they were lauded for hiring a minority when they hired Butch Davis because he said he was 1/16 Cherokee? I shit you not

While somewhat true, i'd say most state fans ive come across want to keep him for continuity. Most, however, say if he wants to leave, then leave. Its not like we're groveling for him to stay.

 

[goblue96]

I'm hoping Doeren says no just so we can see where the bottom of the barrel for the UT coaching search is.

 

[Southpaw]

 

[silverwheels]

Wondering how many more candidates Tennessee is going to go through before they go for Mike Stoops.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

whatever the distance is b/t NC State and UNC-CH. Though if you make up enough bullshit about your fake culture over 100 years like they have, people will end up believing it. Did you know they were lauded for hiring a minority when they hired Butch Davis because he said he was 1/16 Cherokee? I shit you not



While somewhat true, i'd say most state fans ive come across want to keep him for continuity. Most, however, say if he wants to leave, then leave. Its not like we're groveling for him to stay.

Butch Davis 1/16 Cherokee? theMoreYouKnow.jpg

 

[Wuf]

So do you still hate him Wolfmad?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Wondering how many more candidates Tennessee is going to go through before they go for Mike Stoops.

I told JAR to get his resume ready. His playcalling of the Dolphins over the Raiders last week in Madden18 should be enough for a five year deal.

 

[Wolfman21]

yea, hes staying put. Twitter is a fucking mess man. Zero reason to ever pay attention to it during coaching searches. This shits nuts.

 

[Wolfman21]

So do you still hate him Wolfmad?

i'm not happy with how the situation was handled by him, no.

 

[Wuf]

Well he better fuckin' win now, right? Dad coach needs to cut loose.

 

[Wolfman21]

Well he better fuckin' win now, right? Dad coach needs to cut loose.

Hes got some work to do on the recruiting trail first. Peyton Wilson was supposed to commit to them tonight, but its been said that that will likely not happen whether he came back or not. Lots of another recruits were apparently texting the lead writer at pack pride asking what was going on and if they should start scheduling other visits.

But yeah, theres gonna be alot of hand wringing if he doesn't, at the very least, make a bowl next year

 

[Yankee151]

FSU is also a shitshow so Jimbo leaving makes sense. Our kicker had been feuding with multiple frats, culminating in the death of a pet turtle. While I feel awful for the animal, the frat kids deserve it for naming it "Turntle"

https://deadspin.com/report-florida-state-football-players-were-suspects-in-1820855750

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Turntle forever

 

[Brick]

LOL at the notion of fanbases "deserving" success. These people cried over shitty Lane Kiffin leaving town. They know nothing and deserve whatever shitbag they get.

 

[silverwheels]

So Les Miles or Tee Martin, then?

 

[Soonerfan09]

I've really enjoyed Tennessee's coaching search so far. I think the only way it can get better is if they offer Kiffin.

 

[DeadMan]

I'm hoping Doeren says no just so we can see where the bottom of the barrel for the UT coaching search is.

 

[bruin228]

They're gonna get turned down by every college corch, so they might as well move down a level

WELCOME CORCH KELLEY

 

[Brick]

Lots of similarities between Kiffin and Hoke!

Michigan under Hoke: 31–20 overall 18–14 conference, 2 ranked finishes
USC under Kiffin: 28–15 overall, 17–12 conference, 1 ranked finish

 

[Southpaw]

Buddy Stephens babby

 

[bruin228]

Lots of similarities between Kiffin and Hoke!

Michigan under Hoke: 31–20 overall 18–14 conference, 2 ranked finishes
USC under Kiffin: 28–15 overall, 17–12 conference, 1 ranked finish

Don't come to #thefaU

 

[Brick]

Lots of similarities between Kiffin and Hoke!

Michigan under Hoke: 31–20 overall 18–14 conference, 2 ranked finishes
USC under Kiffin: 28–15 overall, 17–12 conference, 1 ranked finish

Also holy shit, is Kiffin a Hoke shapeshifter? @GR8 2 B FL G8R Hoke could fit in Kiffin's sideline attire.

 

[goblue96]

Bo Pelini?

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Monty Kiffin sounds a lot like Monty Python

A Python is a reference to the Dragon Court, the House of Windsor

Reptilian heritage confirmed

 

[Lightningwar]

Butch Jones to UT, done deel.

 

[Southpaw]

Coachy McCoachface come on down

 

[Soonerfan09]

Coachy McCoachface come on down

Who is the Vol's next target?

 

[bruin228]

Lou Holtz

 

[Southpaw]

Sumlin prolly. Hopefully nobody, though. Hopefully they fire Currie, hire David Blackburn and then start from scratch.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Sumlin prolly. Hopefully nobody, though. Hopefully they fire Currie, hire David Blackburn and then start from scratch.

This may have been discussed ages ago, but why not Tee Martin? He has to be better than whatever retreads haven't turned Tennessee down yet.

 

[coogrfan]

Chad Morris?