TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
The Buck non-answers are sad.
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2019 MLB Thread
- Thread starter Mr. Radpants
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TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Sorry if I'm a dick head fan at the moment.
When the Rangers start pounding the BJs like a $2 whore it's going to be Chuck Norris overload in here.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Toronto has been my fantasy team feeder for six years because PEDs or something but Toronto fans almost had me rooting for Birdland tonight.
Giradi would have used every fucking RP at his disposal. You would not have come across this issue.
You mean the team that couldn't even drop Jose Bautista with a flush shot.
The team that was weak to wait until the last AB you saw Jose.
That fucking game may have been the last time I got ridiculously tilted. I probably would have bit Bannisters Vulture Nose off if I was the 25th man on the roster. I may say hockey fights are dumb but that's because I know the creature I become.
It's cause they sell out for pull power.
That last sentence hurts me good sir.
Unles it was the water bottle toss. Then I understand.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
You sounding heated now.
I think I had to walk to my car after that game and holy jesus was I triggered.
Yankee151
Hot Girl Summer
Anyone but the Sox in the AL is fine with me. Preferably Cleveland because Lindor is so fun to watch, but I know the baseball gods will send Big PEDpi off with another ring and I've already accepted it. Think I'm rooting for a native americans vs. walgreens world series
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
BELIEVELAND.
I go
1) Jays
2) Indians (had to defend Shapiro/Atkins so much they became my 2nd AL team)
3) Sox (Best team earns respect)
4)Rangers (Fuck your 1 run Luck, Also see above. Sam Dyson's beard is bad)
NL
1) Cubs (Best Team)
2) Dodgers (2nd Best Team)
3) Walgreen's (Bryce Harper)
4) Wild card winner (like @doh's giant's but @Travis7401, Also pulling for former Jays product Thor)
1) Jays
2) Indians (had to defend Shapiro/Atkins so much they became my 2nd AL team)
3) Sox (Best team earns respect)
4)Rangers (Fuck your 1 run Luck, Also see above. Sam Dyson's beard is bad)
NL
1) Cubs (Best Team)
2) Dodgers (2nd Best Team)
3) Walgreen's (Bryce Harper)
4) Wild card winner (like @doh's giant's but @Travis7401, Also pulling for former Jays product Thor)
Hike
güero
Cleveland's pitching situation is a mess. Kluber and Bauer and pray for showers.
I'd do the run if I didn't have to drive. Arizona is great because every park is like 30 mins (@digs) and has $10 OF lawn seating.
Yankee, you pay your own flight, I'll get your tickets, @TonyGin&Juice can pay for the "entertainment".
All the rest of the WBL can come too. @Travis7401 I will pay one night of drinking if he does me**
** He pays for the first night (Is it laying a good base for my liver? Yes but I'd still kill a HS kid with the amount of drinking. Hey fuck you Trav will even it out with drinking water"
I'd be your passenger if you wanted.
That drive seems excessive for one person.
NEW FUCKING ITINERY
WE WATCH JAYS FIRST ST GAME
ROAD TRIP WITH A 5 foot Latino and a 6 foot Canuck
MEET YOU ALL IN PHOENIX
CRUNK TIMES (@Orlando, @Gooksta, @pavel, @bruin, @whoever)
SHIT I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME WITH YANKEER
WE CATCH THE LAST JAYS (HOPEFULLY YANKS) ST GAME
I shit myself so bad that the flight attendants think I need quarantine.
That drive seems excessive for one person.
NEW FUCKING ITINERY
WE WATCH JAYS FIRST ST GAME
ROAD TRIP WITH A 5 foot Latino and a 6 foot Canuck
MEET YOU ALL IN PHOENIX
CRUNK TIMES (@Orlando, @Gooksta, @pavel, @bruin, @whoever)
SHIT I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME WITH YANKEER
WE CATCH THE LAST JAYS (HOPEFULLY YANKS) ST GAME
I shit myself so bad that the flight attendants think I need quarantine.
Yankee151
Hot Girl Summer
That'd be fun too. I was going to do the drive when I was considering moving to Phx but decided to stay at FSU for now. Depends on my class schedules, I'm probably willing to skip a monday or a thursday or something but that leaves like ~10 days with 4 being travel
I was/am going to go to the west coast in the summer for a longer trip too which is why I am considering driving this time to save money but if anything it'd probably make more sense to drive during the summer when I have more time.
We could maybe pick up @GatorTD or @Schauwn in Texas if we want to get wild
I was/am going to go to the west coast in the summer for a longer trip too which is why I am considering driving this time to save money but if anything it'd probably make more sense to drive during the summer when I have more time.
We could maybe pick up @GatorTD or @Schauwn in Texas if we want to get wild
I like road trips. I have the vacation days to get to know Yankee. I'd I don't road trip with you and you drive up. First night Yankee Drinks are on me, drinks aren't full ride so let me know and full trip hotel are on me. If you don't want to cuddle with a 255 L bearded canuck, well drink alot
If you guarantee (pay) me a Jays Grapefruit early game, then I have I'll road trip. We will split trip pAying as go. If not(we meet in AZ), you are in my room free of charge. You drive from Florida to Arizona and don't get deported, you deserve a free room (and maybe a lapper)
Yankee151
Hot Girl Summer
Most ideal way to save a day would be a day game in Tampa/Dunedin for the Jays when you get here then drive to my place in Tallahassee so we can save 4 hours going from Tampa to Texas (Houston? San Antonio?) the next day. Depends how much I can drive in one day, I haven't done over 10Hrs before and it's like ~29 to Phx from Tallahasse/33 from Tampa
Yeah I'll let you know what works best. It'd be cool to hit a road trip but depends how times play out and stuff
Yeah I'll let you know what works best. It'd be cool to hit a road trip but depends how times play out and stuff
Bud talk to me when ST schedules are confirmed, if I go to a Grape game, and then we drove to AZ, then Crunkify our bond(@Travis7401, @Orlando, @OU11, @digs, @whocares, @Packfan)
I'd likely pay for your gas throughout,slow me receipts when we leave ways.
most likely scenario: Yank and I road trip to Arizona, some how convince @pavel, @Orlando, @TrojanMan,@Shakabreaux (SHAKA!!!!!!) to come for a weekend, I thank baby Jesus for tequila. I fly home and tell Yankee to follow his dreams
If they can talk about wheat yields, then I think we can leave a bar kidney intact.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
I used to like the Nats too. Then Bryce Harper happened.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Syndergaard bringing the heat
Who has the better chance of beating the Cubs in the division round?
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
The playoff schedule is such garbage. Five days off is insane for a division winner, that's a huge disadvantage. They shouldn't have a quirky number of wildcard teams that necessitates this type of schedule in the first place, but if they are going to they should play these play-in wildcard games immediately and roll right into the division series.
Both wildcard play-in games on Monday, not spreading them out for ratings.
Day off (or, even better, not)
ALDS and NLDS both start on Wednesday (or Tuesday)
Wild card teams don't like it? Too much of a SACRIFICIAL LAMBSHIP? Win ur division.
Both wildcard play-in games on Monday, not spreading them out for ratings.
Day off (or, even better, not)
ALDS and NLDS both start on Wednesday (or Tuesday)
Wild card teams don't like it? Too much of a SACRIFICIAL LAMBSHIP? Win ur division.