Maybe on his TL chart, but not on the WL chart he doesn't!
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2079 Season Thread
- Thread starter Karl Hungus
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Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
The only desperate thing is JV, totally shook and grasping for an angle.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Uh oh! Somersault jump!
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Pitcher WAR is a joke stat anyway
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
All stats are joke stats
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Just win babby!!!!
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Absolutely nothin.
Here is a sneak preview of the 2079 Superlatives. Even though we have a couple weeks left in the season, we have one award that is completely locked up.
THE FELIPE BRITO MEMORIAL WHEELCHAIR WIZARD AWARD
This award shall be given annually in memory of the valiant efforts of wheelchair-bound Felipe Brito to play 142 games in center field for the Baton Rouge Crawdads in the 2048. The results were predictable, but Brito stuck with it and wheeled his way to ZR of -34.8! This record setting season truly astounded WBL managers and many believe subsequent scrutiny lead to the departure of manager/GM @Reel
In 2079 we will once again award WHEELCHAIR WIZARD to UK's Antonio Rios for the 3rd straight season! The return of @NML and subsequent position change to DH halfway through the year wasn't enough to stop Rios from leading the league in defensive ineptitude by putting up a staggering -19.9 ZR in 85 starts in CF. While -19.9 ZR didn't approach his previous award winning marks of -32.9 and -29.4 in 2078 and 2077, respectively, one must acknowledge the fact that he was on a near record setting pace when he was switched to DH. Given the full season at CF, could Rios have toppled this decades old mark and had the WHEELCHAIR WIZARD award renamed in his honor? Unfortunately we will never know!
The truly mind blowing fact is that Rios was good enough at the plate that he still earned a +1.7 cumulative WARS WON over the course of 3 seasons where he won the WHEELCHAIR WIZARD with a liability of at least -8WARS in the field!
THE FELIPE BRITO MEMORIAL WHEELCHAIR WIZARD AWARD
This award shall be given annually in memory of the valiant efforts of wheelchair-bound Felipe Brito to play 142 games in center field for the Baton Rouge Crawdads in the 2048. The results were predictable, but Brito stuck with it and wheeled his way to ZR of -34.8! This record setting season truly astounded WBL managers and many believe subsequent scrutiny lead to the departure of manager/GM @Reel
In 2079 we will once again award WHEELCHAIR WIZARD to UK's Antonio Rios for the 3rd straight season! The return of @NML and subsequent position change to DH halfway through the year wasn't enough to stop Rios from leading the league in defensive ineptitude by putting up a staggering -19.9 ZR in 85 starts in CF. While -19.9 ZR didn't approach his previous award winning marks of -32.9 and -29.4 in 2078 and 2077, respectively, one must acknowledge the fact that he was on a near record setting pace when he was switched to DH. Given the full season at CF, could Rios have toppled this decades old mark and had the WHEELCHAIR WIZARD award renamed in his honor? Unfortunately we will never know!
The truly mind blowing fact is that Rios was good enough at the plate that he still earned a +1.7 cumulative WARS WON over the course of 3 seasons where he won the WHEELCHAIR WIZARD with a liability of at least -8WARS in the field!
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Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Wheelchair wizard.
This plus Fat Wizard (Top five fat yearly report) could be two thirds of a gr8 Triple Crown
This plus Fat Wizard (Top five fat yearly report) could be two thirds of a gr8 Triple Crown
I changed it to Wheelchair Wizard, that's perfect.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Betacuck of the Year
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
4-2 week babbys.
Split with Miami and then went 3-1 vs Kabul. Got a tough final week coming up with games at Buffalo and Moscow. #LFGBB
Split with Miami and then went 3-1 vs Kabul. Got a tough final week coming up with games at Buffalo and Moscow. #LFGBB
The riggers reached the #ORANGESLICES threshold last week by breaking .500, now they've locked up a wildcard spot. One more win and they reach the STRETCH GOAL of a 90 win season! Mr. Manager cares not for playoff success/failure, as long as the team reaches 90 wins, his SPREADSHEET WARRIORS have accomplished the mission!
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Bad luck
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
This is going past the stage of bad luck. If we've got injuries set to low, this shouldn't happen ever. Something seems glitched to me to me, as it just keeps happening. I've had no more than a few injuries in the past. If injuries were set to normal, I would have my whole roster injured.
Have you tried getting a Talisman and having the Talisman inform the players that they should try not getting injured instead?
Also, the Talisman can tell your players to not fight the umpire!
goblue96
Disney and Curling Expert
Immersion 70/80?
What does this even mean?
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Activating and deactivating players. What I meant to say was deactivating and activating players. You couldn't work that out?
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Abdul-Nasser Salaam making the move to the bigs for a clutch final week start in Buffalo.
Whatever it means, it isn't part of the checklist, and therefore is probably the cause of all of his injuries.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
You got the latest patch?
Honestly you have the same couple of long term injuries and then you've got a bunch of little piddling shit. In general, I recommend a rehab assignment to the minors for a bit (though that isn't an option now since the minor seasons are complete). Since rehab isn't an option, I recommend just letting the players sit for a bit after they are recovered.
This is about the best time to get hit by a bunch of shit injuries, since you aren't competing for the playoffs!
This is about the best time to get hit by a bunch of shit injuries, since you aren't competing for the playoffs!
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
If we don't blow the playoffs, yes.
Fuck it, my entire baseball immersion is at like 90/80. Let's get schwifty up in here.
You couldn’t work it out?
It happens. Bad luck plus near the end of the season injuries can pile up. Check injury histories and rest your players a bit more during the season using depth charts.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
DO SOMETHING
Is @hayvis an elaborate prank just quoting my posts from 2013 before I knew how this game worked?
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Let's code a new game then
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
32-17 since Stinson called up. Confirmed New Funk
Karl Hungus
Here to fix the cable
Nail Hook needs nine doubles in seven games to break the WBL record for doubles.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
That might be tough
Karl Hungus
Here to fix the cable
Soonerfan09
Well-Known Member
Moscow is BACK BABBY!
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
So the sims have fully overlapped. Literally an hour after complaining bout the massive amount of injuries to my team, I get out of bed awkwardly and hyper extend my knee. 18 hours later I have come to the ER because at the very least it feels like I'm going to need some crutches. Pretty sure I've done my mcl. A wonderful thing to happen when my job is basically looking after kids.....
jdlikewhoa
Well-Known Member
No sick days? Do House Husbands not have rights?
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Ur in luck. Since it's not an on-the-field injury, we can execute the @ZackMills rule and either edit your injury to non-existance, Wooly style, or award you a compensatory First Rounder.
You can't buy crutches at whatever the British version of Rite Aid is?
hayvis
Will-Gnome Member
Nah b. Have to wait at the free health service behind the 5 million lol poors who also fell out of bed. I'm pretty sure I should get it checked too seeing as I can't move it, stand on it or walk...
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Get it right hoe it's LOL p00rz.
