MtneerManiac
Burning Couches
The BYU long snapper got a new tattoo
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BasinBictory
OUT with the GOUT
I thought tattooing was verboten for LDS, no?
Either way, that tattoo is pretty cool.
Either way, that tattoo is pretty cool.
jamesnathan
Resident Mormon
First, I'm not a tattoo guy, so I'll take your word for it that it's cool. To me, it's ugly to me.
Second, you won't really get punished or not allowed to participate fully in any way, but getting tattoos isn't promoted by the Church. In fact, we're counseled not to do it. But members do. I know people in my ward (local congregation) who have gotten new tattoos while actively participating. Not my jam, but there's no rules against it.
Third, I don't know if he's LDS or not. I read a little bit about him, but I couldn't find anything that said one way or another.
Funny story, my wife converted when she was 18. She was so excited, she made a tattoo she wanted to get of a CTR symbol that's popular in the Church. She was super excited about it and showed it to someone in her ward. That's when she learned we really don't want our members getting tatted up. Since I'm not a tattoo guy, I'm glad she doesn't have one. But she likes to tell that story.
Second, you won't really get punished or not allowed to participate fully in any way, but getting tattoos isn't promoted by the Church. In fact, we're counseled not to do it. But members do. I know people in my ward (local congregation) who have gotten new tattoos while actively participating. Not my jam, but there's no rules against it.
Third, I don't know if he's LDS or not. I read a little bit about him, but I couldn't find anything that said one way or another.
Funny story, my wife converted when she was 18. She was so excited, she made a tattoo she wanted to get of a CTR symbol that's popular in the Church. She was super excited about it and showed it to someone in her ward. That's when she learned we really don't want our members getting tatted up. Since I'm not a tattoo guy, I'm glad she doesn't have one. But she likes to tell that story.
MtneerManiac
Burning Couches
Cool?
That's one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen. It's WTF bad. The player's face looks like some old man trying to take a shit and the art itself looks like something you'd see in a HS art class exhibit.
BasinBictory
OUT with the GOUT
Cool?
That's one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen. It's WTF bad. The player's face looks like some old man trying to take a shit and the art itself looks like something you'd see in a HS art class exhibit.
Meh. I'm not a tattoo guy myself, and personally don't like seeing them most of the time. However, that is because like 99% of the tattoos I see on people are some variation of tribal/skulls/dragons/some fierce animal (on guys) or butterflies/unicorns/roses/tramp stamp (on girls) - or street names/numbers/tears/Olde English Script (on my coworkers - male AND female).
Seeing someone who actually tattooed themselves on themselves is different and hilarious.
And cool.
MtneerManiac
Burning Couches
I'm trying to figure out of that big brown spot near his armpit is part of the tattoo, or a gigantic melanoma mole.
Plotty
Tath Meacher
Breaking news: no more Louth Holtzh
http://deadspin.com/lou-holtz-is-out-at-espn-relive-his-greatest-hits-here-1697395091
http://deadspin.com/lou-holtz-is-out-at-espn-relive-his-greatest-hits-here-1697395091
DHawkeye
only mostly dead
Well this is just fucking depressing: http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/...ten-attrition-iowa-wins-b1g-player-loss-title
Spaceballs3000
Member
Seeing someone who actually tattooed themselves on themselves is different and hilarious.
That is Steve-O from Jackass.
Bruce Wayne
Well-Known Member
His tattoo looks like Sheldon from utopia's favorite tv show.
14 weeks from today...
-YTC
-YTC
goblue96
Disney and Curling Expert
DHawkeye
only mostly dead
Matt Millen "commentates" his first game as a member of the B1G Network.
Sounds like I got out just in time.
Lightningwar
Administrator
Matt Millen "commentates" his first game as a member of the B1G Network.
He going to punch somebody in the face?
gilstein21
Well-Known Member
R2D2
Well-Known Member
Yeah this. Got my years wrong. Oops
Lightningwar
Administrator
I wonder if Fisher counts his lucky stars he didnt go to UAB and instead took the coach in waiting at FSU.
GTfan27
Well-Known Member
@R2D2 what do you think our preseason ranking is gonna be? They'll probably give us like 17/18 ranking just because of all the losses at RB and WR.
I think as long as JT is under center, we are going places. Best option QB Johnson has had in a long time, definitely the fastest. #InThomasWeTrust
I think as long as JT is under center, we are going places. Best option QB Johnson has had in a long time, definitely the fastest. #InThomasWeTrust
R2D2
Well-Known Member
17/18 is probably about right. I definitely agree though. Justin Thomas is amazing, but I am worried about WR. Waller and Smelter were awesome. Nobody really stands out to me on this roster. I expect another 9-3 season. With losses to Notre Dame, Florida State, and Georgia. FSU, and UGA are toss ups though. Could easily win both. JT could also challenge for a Heisman if he improves his passing stats and rushes for 1k again.
Defense has to improve though. Dunno if it's a Ted Roof issue, or if its just the guys they have. I think the stat was like 8 yds for every pass attempt, and six or seven yds a rush. Should be a good season tho. Oh, think Snoddy might be the primary RB. Curious to see how he returns from his injury.
DeadMan
aka spiker or DeadMong
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...-morning-constitutional-has-a-present-for-you
Trust me, you'll want to read that.
Trust me, you'll want to read that.
Dr. Shats Basoon
Closed mouths don't get fed
^^^^^^
ahahahaha that's awesome.
Swing your sword boys
with that offense I'd be more excited about the 4 of 5 OL returning.
ahahahaha that's awesome.
Swing your sword boys
with that offense I'd be more excited about the 4 of 5 OL returning.
Irishman
Ur
Fuck that's awesome.
Lightningwar
Administrator
I dont even think about our rape job at the hands of Oregon. I'd take a close loss a lot worse. The fact we fumbled away our chances and lost by 40 makes it easier to move on imo.
Brick
Well-Known Member
and helps when you just won a shampship last season. haha.
what kills me is the offense was rolling early and just kept fucking up. and oregon got all of those turnovers they could have taken advantage of.
and cardale jones' fucking face.
fsuprime
Well-Known Member
http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id...115-games-year-according-las-vegas-sportsbook
Done deals
I like mich st over and ND under
Done deals
I like mich st over and ND under
dirt
Trolltalitarian
CAN'T WAIT
http://www.campussports.net/jared-goff-over-christian-hackenberg-in-junior-qb-rankings/
ESPN draft guru Mel Kiper Jr. has released his inaugural rankings for the junior class of quarterbacks. And, in typical Kiper fashion, he has ruffled some feathers with the way he has the signal-callers ranked.
For juniors, Kiper has California Golden Bears quarterback Jared Goff ahead of the highly-touted Christian Hackenberg out of Penn State.
“He has a big-time arm and shows the ability to read defenses and move defenders with his eyes,” Kiper said.
Not only does Kiper have Goff ahead of Hackenberg, he has both quarterbacks ranked ahead of Ohio State Buckeyes star Cardale Jones which is probably another surprise to the readers.
Of course, this is very early in the process, so all of Kiper’s rankings could change.
It will be interesting to see how the trio of junior signal-callers end up performing when they step onto the field in 2015.
http://www.campussports.net/jared-goff-over-christian-hackenberg-in-junior-qb-rankings/
ESPN draft guru Mel Kiper Jr. has released his inaugural rankings for the junior class of quarterbacks. And, in typical Kiper fashion, he has ruffled some feathers with the way he has the signal-callers ranked.
For juniors, Kiper has California Golden Bears quarterback Jared Goff ahead of the highly-touted Christian Hackenberg out of Penn State.
“He has a big-time arm and shows the ability to read defenses and move defenders with his eyes,” Kiper said.
Not only does Kiper have Goff ahead of Hackenberg, he has both quarterbacks ranked ahead of Ohio State Buckeyes star Cardale Jones which is probably another surprise to the readers.
Of course, this is very early in the process, so all of Kiper’s rankings could change.
It will be interesting to see how the trio of junior signal-callers end up performing when they step onto the field in 2015.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
When will corches stop giving their idiot sons important jerbs on the staff?
Wooly
Well-Known Member
Maybe when the pay stops being obscene. Six figures to be a position coach for college football? Knowing how short lived these gigs can be, I would be spreading the wealth as much I can with my kids. Then, when they inevitably end up coaching HS football in Maine, they already have a nice nest egg and can live comfortably on a teachers salary. Nepotism for the win.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Maybe, but if you are a CEO you can probably hide your idiot son somewhere he can't do a lot of damage. College corches hide their sons as OCs.
goblue96
Disney and Curling Expert
See: Paterno, Jay
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
He's exhibit A.
Exhibit B: Louis Holtz Jr.
Exhibit C: Jeff Bowden
Exhibit D: Shane Beamer
gilstein21
Well-Known Member
Steve Spurrier Jr
BasinBictory
OUT with the GOUT
Kiffin, Lane.
gilstein21
Well-Known Member
Auburn and Oregon will open up against each other in 2019 at Jerry World
