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College Football Offseason Thread Presented by Joe Mixon's Punch-Out!!

MtneerManiac

MtneerManiac

Burning Couches
I'd be happy for UCF.

But I really wish the ACC would invite us. :( I like games against Oklahoma, Texas, TCU, etc, but I'd much rather be playing regional rivals like VT and Pitt.
 
Wuf

Wuf

Desensitized and Willing
My dad just told me he bought me and my brothers tickets for Colorado-Colorado State at Mile High. Total shitshow incoming
 
Reel

Reel

Off dem Milds and dat Yak
Community Liaison
Saw Florida state had the second highest amount of turnovers in 2014 at 32 and still lost only one game.

Compare that to new Mexico state who had 34 and lost 10 games

Interesting
 
Lightningwar

Lightningwar

Administrator
Reel said:
Saw Florida state had the second highest amount of turnovers in 2014 at 32 and still lost only one game.

Compare that to new Mexico state who had 34 and lost 10 games

Interesting
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http://espn.go.com/blog/acc/post/_/...s-fsus-turnover-problem?ex_cid=espnapi_public

Breaks down the numbers. What did FSU did last year with the amount of turnovers is pretty remarkable.

The Seminoles allowed 127 points off turnovers this season. Two other teams were tied with FSU in that stat -- Georgia State and UConn. Those two teams combined to finish 3-21.
There were 11 teams that allowed at least 100 points off turnovers this season. FSU was 13-1. Notre Dame was 8-5. The other nine teams finished a combined 20-88 (.185).
Of the 21 teams that allowed at least 85 points off turnovers, 18 finished with losing records.

Obviously, Florida State is a huge outlier -- but that is also compared with every team in the country. Here is an even more astonishing number: Of the 100 teams in the past decade that finished the season ranked in the top 10, none allowed more than 83 points off turnovers. FSU allowed 127. That’s nearly three standard deviations from the mean. That’s absurd.
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kella

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
It's called ACC footbaw
 
bruin

bruin

Well-Known Member
remember when he and Palmer would have those smile offs at each other at the beginning of every Thursday night game? Christ, I wanted to punch my tv every week.
 
Wuf

Wuf

Desensitized and Willing
Both total cunts.

Craig James is just one of those guys that you always knew was just completely full of shit. And to see that validated over time through his broadcasting demise, the Mike Leach and his son debacle, and his failed political bid actually gives me hope in the universe
 
kella

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
It's just because he has no real money. A fucking mong like James with lizard pockets is our president
 
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MtneerManiac

MtneerManiac

Burning Couches
My dirty secret is that as an announcer, before his shit with Leach and generally putting the fact that he was a colossal douche into public view, I liked Craig James and thought it was a plus if he was on the call team.
 
goblue96

goblue96

Disney and Curling Expert
Fuck UConn.

Fuck Central Florida.

Fuck their shitty ass conference for allowing this to happen.
 
Dr. Shats Basoon

Dr. Shats Basoon

Closed mouths don't get fed
BasinBictory said:
LOL @ manufacturing a rivalry that your purported rival doesn't even acknowledge.
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That's like the whole B1G at this point...trophies for everyone!

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the only thing I care about is that god damn broken chair and shoving it in goldy's smug face

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BasinBictory

BasinBictory

OUT with the GOUT
Nebraska-Wisconsin is a rivalry? WTF.

I guess in a hundred years, UConn-USF will be a legit rivalry, but right now it has all the tradition of a New York Red Bulls-NYCFC rivalry.
 
Southpaw

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
The best part is that even if it weren't for the rape trial, it is the corniest motto I have ever seen.
 
Brick

Brick

Well-Known Member
I miss BOC so much. He is my favorite homer ever. He even eclipses stock Nebraskaman.
 
Southpaw

Southpaw

Fuckface
Utopia Moderator
The weird thing was that he was also a huge Gamecock fan. I never accepted him as one of us because of this.
 
kella

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
Friend of mine knew him and his brother at USC and said they were both massive tools
 
whiteyc_77

whiteyc_77

The Skeleton Debator
Mod Alumni
Southpaw said:
The weird thing was that he was also a huge Gamecock fan. I never accepted him as one of us because of this.
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That's where I met him. He lived in the apartments directly beside Williams-Brice Stadium. I met him for a strawberry cream soda before a USC game.

-YTC
 
bruin

bruin

Well-Known Member
I remember BOC backing up Jonathan Crompton after he threw like 5 picks in a loss to UCLA. Said UCLA did nothing special and Tennessee should have won by 3 TD's.

Good times.
 
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